Patch, the dog that talks when you do, & sings along to your music
- because that’s what dogs do isn’t it? This endlessly
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Bath time, perfect for a bit of you time, deep breathing & chilling out after another busy day. You may think that your bathroom has been laid out in a way that reaches the pinnacle of relaxation but if you do then we’re afraid that you’re being a bit naïve. Well unless you already have one of our rather wonderful Ceramic Colour Changing Pearl Mood Lights lurking beautifully on your enamel. This lighting marvel is spectacular & promises to make your evening immerse truly mesmerising as you watch the colour changing pearl move through a magical lightshow while encased in a beautiful pearlescent ceramic shell. Your pearl is battery powered (3 x LR44 1.5V batteries included) & beautifully switches through a palette of blue, violet, orange & green tones allowing you to drift off to your peaceful place & forget the challenges of the day. Pearlfect. ...

Gone are the days of a phone box on every street corner & the ability to ring home with just a ten pence piece in your pocket. Most of us have embraced technology & now have some sort of smart device lurking in our anorak pocket which is great, until we run out of charge. Well worry now more people – our fabulous Pebble Powerbank is both portable & rather beautiful. The Pebble does just what is says on the box. Plug in the Micro USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable (included) into your computer or power socket connector, charge it up for five hours & you’re good to go. The impressive 8000m Ah capacity means that with just one charge your Pebble Powerbank will charge most devices three times before it needs refuelling. & the best bit. The Pebble Powerbank is a work of natural looking beauty thanks to the way it mirrors a real stone both in look & feel. It’s rocking. ...

The Pedal Juice system is a ridiculously nifty bike-powered charging kit for mobile electronic gadgets. Now you can charge your smartphone, GPS, or MP3 Player from a dynamo that converts your pedal power into electricity. How it works: Just mount the Pedal Juice system to your bike, engage the dynamo & plug in your device. It’s that simple. It efficiently harnesses the rider’s pedal power to charge your electronic device while cycling. The Pedal Juice kit

Includes:: everything you need to charge your phone as you cycle: a dynamo power generator, a hands-free mobile phone harness that neatly mounts on your handlebars, a USB (Universal Serial Bus) electricity charger, & all the required mounting brackets & connectors. The Dynamo is hardly noticeable when engaged, & when it is not needed it can be easily turned off at the flick of a switch, disengaging the Dynamo from the wheel completely. Whether you want to use your GPS to plan your journey, listen to music, or simply talk to friends as you ride, the Pedal Juice bike phone charger will keep your phone powered as you cycle. Hands free green energy to stay connected on-the-go!

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Yes, that's right, it's a giant wooden pencil sharpener. Ok, it won't sharpen your giant pencils, but it will keep your desk looking sharp, & they do say a tidy desk is a tidy mind.... Made from highly sustainable Rubberwood this nifty, stylish & amusing desktop accessory even has eco credentials. Get organised, & improve your productivity, or simply give your workstation the contemporary edge, with the Pencil Sharpener Desk Tidy, by the design maestros at Suck UK. ...

What is it exactly that makes penguins quite so incredibly cute? Is it the fact that they seem to be wearing little dinner jackets? Or that they have such large imploring eyes? Or maybe its just the sympathy vote, what with them living in an appaulingly inhospitable place, being given wings, & not being able to fly somehwere warm & with cocktails. Whatever it is (we have a sneaking suspicion it could be the waddle), Pengi is as cute as a penguin can get. He waddles, he flaps his sad little wings to no great avail, & he squeaks away just like an electronic penguin should. Hes not exactly dancing like Happy Feet, but hes yours & he wants a cuddle. ...

We all love a good sing-a-long during our morning shower which is the exact reason why the Penguin Shower Radio has been sent to us from the musical gods. While we all at one time or another may have fancied ourselves as a future X-Factor winner, from time to time we do still require a bit of guidance & direction from those that have actual record deals, hence the Penguin Shower Radio. Featuring both MW & FM radio (the versatile little chap), the Penguin Shower Radio is one fella you won’t mind showering with you in the morning. Complete with suction copes & nylon rope so he won’t get in your way, this cheeky little Penguin is an absolutely delight to be around whatever the time of the day. Much like the real-life equivalent, this little Penguin enjoys the water & is fully water resistant, while he is far from shy & possess a siren alarm inside his adorable little body. Like all animals though, he does enjoy some downtime to himself so comes with an on/off button for when you have better things to do than continue your solo artist ‘career’ in the shower. Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be the next Gareth Gates. ...

No man is ready to father a child until he has first mastered the grill & for that reason your dad has truly earned the Personalised BBQ King Apron. The days are getting longer, the weather is getting hotter, & your dad is adamant that all your family is eating for dinner for the next three months is grilled burgers & sausages. Rather than trampling all over his ‘brilliant’ idea, earn some serious brownie points by treating your old man to one of our Personalised BBQ King Aprons & watch how you have made his summer. King of the Grill. Personalisation options Maximum 10 characters per line except line four which is four characters. Apron is available in either black or cream. Due to the personalisation nature of this product delivery will take around 5-7 days ...

Star in the famous madcap Wonderland story. Choose yourself & your family & friends to play six leading characters in Alice in Wonderl&. Well print a special First Edition with your names embedded into the story. You simply substitute the names of the leading characters with your chosen names, using the cast list thats included to help you. Write your own personalised dedication to appear in the front of your book, & then register, either online or by post. Youll then be sent very own & unique version of Alices Adventures in Wonderl&. Inside the gift box... Welcome letter. Your Gift Explained. Cast List. About Lewis Carroll & the novel. Registration booklet including an activation code should you wish to register online. After registration... You will be sent your Personalised Classic 1st (and only!) Edition. This is dispatched within 28 days of registration. Short of time? If you intend to give this as a gift in less than 28 days (the maximum time for the book to be printed with your personalisation); you could give the gift blank to the recipient & they could register it themselves at their convenience. You will be sent your Personalised Classic First Edition! ...

Star in the famous horror novel Dracula. Choose yourself & your family & friends to play six leading characters in the book. Well print a special edition with your names embedded into the story. You simply substitute the names of the leading characters with your chosen names, using the cast list thats included to help you. Write your own personalised dedication to appear in the front of your book, & then register, either online or by post. Youll then be sent your very own, unique version of Dracula, & no doubt the Count will rise again to seek out the new Van Helsing, strangely residing in Stoke-on-Trent... (get it?). Inside the gift box... Welcome letter Your Gift Explained Cast List About Bram Stoker & the novel Registration booklet including an activation code should you wish to register online After registration... You will be sent your Personalised Classic 1st (and only!) Edition. This is dispatched within 28 days of registration. Short of time? If you intend to give this as a gift in less than 28 days (the maximum time for the book to be printed with your personalisation); you could give the gift blank to the recipient & they could register it themselves at their convenience. ...