Picture the perfect Saturday afternoon, a nice refreshing beer on offer
- chilled to perfection thanks to the regulation outside
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If you think you’ve seen it all when it comes to games then think again, well unless you’re already familiar with the marvel that is Pass Gass. The idea is simple, first gather a group of brave (or possibly stupid) volunteers together – friends, family, randoms from the supermarket we don’t mind. Then get them to roll the dice in turn & push the pups tail the number of times the dice dictates. Some players will be lucky & the dog will keep its guts in check. Others less so as the dogs belly starts to rumble & one of three scents rips out. The player who is unlucky enough to unleash the daemon will then be struck with either a nice sweet scent, a whiff that honks of old leftovers or, & worse still, a stench only ever previously emitted from the back of a very pongy bin lorry! Riotous fun is promised with this rainy-day game, well as long as the dog complies of course. ...

Some canines really aint nothin but a hound dog. Patch here, on the other hand is much, much more... Just pat him on the head & watch Patch The Hysterical Hound as he spins & giggles, wriggles & generally entertains like no other battery operated, stuffed thing before him! & now for a note of caution. Far be it from us to suggest that such a fantastic puppydog could be even the slightest bit irritating, but do be careful introducing Patch to small children, or even adults with a somewhat hysterical disposition of their own. Hes utterly addictive & may not be switched off for quite some time..... The perfect present for OTHER peoples children! ...

Patch, the dog that talks when you do, & sings along to your music
- because that’s what dogs do isn’t it? This endlessly
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Bath time, perfect for a bit of you time, deep breathing & chilling out after another busy day. You may think that your bathroom has been laid out in a way that reaches the pinnacle of relaxation but if you do then we’re afraid that you’re being a bit naïve. Well unless you already have one of our rather wonderful Ceramic Colour Changing Pearl Mood Lights lurking beautifully on your enamel. This lighting marvel is spectacular & promises to make your evening immerse truly mesmerising as you watch the colour changing pearl move through a magical lightshow while encased in a beautiful pearlescent ceramic shell. Your pearl is battery powered (3 x LR44 1.5V batteries included) & beautifully switches through a palette of blue, violet, orange & green tones allowing you to drift off to your peaceful place & forget the challenges of the day. Pearlfect. ...

The Pedal Juice system is a ridiculously nifty bike-powered charging kit for mobile electronic gadgets. Now you can charge your smartphone, GPS, or MP3 Player from a dynamo that converts your pedal power into electricity. How it works: Just mount the Pedal Juice system to your bike, engage the dynamo & plug in your device. It’s that simple. It efficiently harnesses the rider’s pedal power to charge your electronic device while cycling. The Pedal Juice kit

Includes:: everything you need to charge your phone as you cycle: a dynamo power generator, a hands-free mobile phone harness that neatly mounts on your handlebars, a USB (Universal Serial Bus) electricity charger, & all the required mounting brackets & connectors. The Dynamo is hardly noticeable when engaged, & when it is not needed it can be easily turned off at the flick of a switch, disengaging the Dynamo from the wheel completely. Whether you want to use your GPS to plan your journey, listen to music, or simply talk to friends as you ride, the Pedal Juice bike phone charger will keep your phone powered as you cycle. Hands free green energy to stay connected on-the-go!

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Yes, that's right, it's a giant wooden pencil sharpener. Ok, it won't sharpen your giant pencils, but it will keep your desk looking sharp, & they do say a tidy desk is a tidy mind.... Made from highly sustainable Rubberwood this nifty, stylish & amusing desktop accessory even has eco credentials. Get organised, & improve your productivity, or simply give your workstation the contemporary edge, with the Pencil Sharpener Desk Tidy, by the design maestros at Suck UK. ...

Yes, that's right, it's a giant wooden pencil sharpener. Ok, it won't sharpen your giant pencils, but it will keep your desk looking sharp, & they do say a tidy desk is a tidy mind.... Made from highly sustainable Rubberwood this nifty, stylish & amusing desktop accessory even has eco credentials. Get organised, & improve your productivity, or simply give your workstation the contemporary edge, with the Pencil Sharpener Desk Tidy, by the design maestros at Suck UK. ...

What is it exactly that makes penguins quite so incredibly cute? Is it the fact that they seem to be wearing little dinner jackets? Or that they have such large imploring eyes? Or maybe its just the sympathy vote, what with them living in an appaulingly inhospitable place, being given wings, & not being able to fly somehwere warm & with cocktails. Whatever it is (we have a sneaking suspicion it could be the waddle), Pengi is as cute as a penguin can get. He waddles, he flaps his sad little wings to no great avail, & he squeaks away just like an electronic penguin should. Hes not exactly dancing like Happy Feet, but hes yours & he wants a cuddle. ...

We all love a good sing-a-long during our morning shower which is the exact reason why the Penguin Shower Radio has been sent to us from the musical gods. While we all at one time or another may have fancied ourselves as a future X-Factor winner, from time to time we do still require a bit of guidance & direction from those that have actual record deals, hence the Penguin Shower Radio. Featuring both MW & FM radio (the versatile little chap), the Penguin Shower Radio is one fella you won’t mind showering with you in the morning. Complete with suction copes & nylon rope so he won’t get in your way, this cheeky little Penguin is an absolutely delight to be around whatever the time of the day. Much like the real-life equivalent, this little Penguin enjoys the water & is fully water resistant, while he is far from shy & possess a siren alarm inside his adorable little body. Like all animals though, he does enjoy some downtime to himself so comes with an on/off button for when you have better things to do than continue your solo artist ‘career’ in the shower. Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be the next Gareth Gates. ...