They say that the most successful relationships thrive on little gestures of kindness & that the small things mean the most. Although we don’t know who this ‘ They’ are they do sound quite plausible & it was our belief in their wise words that drew us to the Make Your Own Message Sandwich Press. Just make your butty as normal, choose the words that you’d like to share, pop the letters you need into your press (59 letters included), & get pushing. Thanks to a good old shove your words will be lovingly embossed onto your creation – leaving the sandwich eater in no doubt of your thoughts, feelings or intentions. ‘ They’ have been known to suggest you ‘say it with words’ & our sandwich press does just that, making lunch time a real treat. ...

If you’ve got something important to say there’s nothing worse than it being misheard, misunderstood or ignored. However, that won’t be a problem if you think a bit outside the box & choose to make your announcement using one of our funky Make your own Neon Effect Light Kits. Delivered in a deceptively small box, each kit contains 3 meters of wire, three meters of neon effect flex, 3 meters of shaping wire, 1 meter of fixing wire & a helpful instruction manual. Just pop in two AA batteries (not included) & your words or design will be up in lights. Choose from either blue or pink, the design possibilities are endless. ...

You might say that there’s no such thing as the perfect boyfriend – we’ve been known to mutter those words too – but guess what? We’ve been working night & day & thanks to some cunning detective work we’ve managed to track him down! Say hello to our rather fabulous Make Your Own Perfect Boyfriend kit. The premise is simple. Place your order & low & behold, a box pops happily through your letterbox. Inside is all you need to create your own ideal man. First take the putty, give it a good squeeze & mould your perfect specimen. Next choose a head from the handsome set provided (don’t feel too much pressure at this point as tomorrow your affections could change). Then decide if you’re man will be bringing you chocolates, flowers or a little puppy or perhaps mesmerising you with a bit of guitar playing. Some say there’s no such thing as perfect but this time we’re happily disagreeing thanks to Mr P (our putty partner in crime). ...

You might say that there’s no such thing as the perfect girlfriend– we’ve been known to mutter those words too – but guess what? We’ve been working night & day & thanks to some cunning detective work we’ve managed to track him down! Say hello to our rather fabulous Make Your Own Perfect Girlfriend kit. The premise is simple. Place your order & low & behold, a box pops happily through your letterbox. Inside is all you need to create your own ideal lady. First take the putty, give it a good squeeze & mould those perfect assets. Next choose a head from the set provided (don’t feel too much pressure at this point as tomorrow your affections could change). Then decide if you’re lady will be bringing you beer or football tickets Some say there’s no such thing as perfect but this time we’re happily disagreeing thanks to Mr P (our putty partner in crime). ...

For the kid that simply isn't content with just eating their sweets, the Make Your Own Home Pick N Mix should satisfy their creative juices. Significantly cheaper than buying your child some property & opening them up their own sweet shop, the Make Your Own Home Pick N Mix believes in giving budding sweet scientists a helping hand in the form of an accompanying recipe book. Complete with moulds that are designed in the shape of some of the nation's most loved sweets, you know the ones, rings, cola bottles, snakes & all that, the Make Your Own Home Pick N Mix is also not against you coming up with your own recipes & mixtures. Break the mould. ...

Which reckless person made this? As if the Zombie Apocalypse wasn’t going to be bad enough without us adding to their growing army! Well it’s in our possession now, so I guess we might as well talk about the Make Your Own Wind Up Zombie. If you’re all for the Zombie Apocalypse, each to their own I guess, you’re going to want the Make Your Own Wind Up Zombie mainly due to the fact you can make your own Zombie in a matter of minutes. What we imagine Zombies would look like if Ikea ever started producing them, this ugly little fella comes flat packed ready for you just to push out & join together. If you have any hope left for humanity you will seriously consider the repercussions of buying this. ...

The Man Apron, it's for men.... While there's nothing cool about getting your best check shirt ruined while expertly burning the sausages, aprons in general do seem a little less than macho. How to up the testosterone levels? It's a puzzle to which there are several unlikely answers; beer, utility belts, a hood..... We got you at utility belt didn't we? Because there's nothing girly about Batman, hence the Man Apron's genius apron-utility belt combination is the machoest garment in town (or country). It even accommodates that most British of pastimes; grilling in the rain, with a generous detachable hood. Man the grill in a Man Apron, it's a bloke thing! ...

The Man Apron, it's for men.... While there's nothing cool about getting your best check shirt ruined while expertly burning the sausages, aprons in general do seem a little less than macho. How to up the testosterone levels? It's a puzzle to which there are several unlikely answers; beer, utility holder..... We got you at beer holder didn't we? Because there's nothing girly about Batman, hence the Man Apron's genius apron combination is the machoest garment in town (or country). Man the grill in a Man Apron, it's a bloke thing! ...

Why not create your very own James Bond cocktail scene at home with this very manly MAN Bar Tools set. The Bar Tools are cased in a case that looks like a DIY toolkit, however inside is a range of essential bar tools, all disguised as man tools. The bottle opener is on the head of a hammer, the saw is used for cutting a neat slice of lemon & a bunch of nails are included to add an olive of two to your manly cocktail. The corkscrew looks like a screwdriver & the strainer looks like a wallpaper scraper. How more masculine do you want to be. Seriously shaken, not stirred! ...

Food is messy, men can be messy – all in all a recipe for disaster in our opinion. Well worry no more, we have it sorted – say hello to the Man Bib! Our Man Bib is made from 100% silicone so fantastically flexible (and washable). It fits even the manliest of necks & promises to catch crumbs, crisps & falling bites of burger as they descend from a hungry male mouth. Perfect for ladies too – when tiredness (and possibly a wee bit of greed) takes over & you struggle to aim the fork in the right direction. ...