You might say that there’s no such thing as the perfect girlfriend– we’ve been known to mutter those words too – but guess what? We’ve been working night & day & thanks to some cunning detective work we’ve managed to track him down! Say hello to our rather fabulous Make Your Own Perfect Girlfriend kit. The premise is simple. Place your order & low & behold, a box pops happily through your letterbox. Inside is all you need to create your own ideal lady. First take the putty, give it a good squeeze & mould those perfect assets. Next choose a head from the set provided (don’t feel too much pressure at this point as tomorrow your affections could change). Then decide if you’re lady will be bringing you beer or football tickets Some say there’s no such thing as perfect but this time we’re happily disagreeing thanks to Mr P (our putty partner in crime).