Like Toploader once sang to us, there really is nothing better than Dancing in the Moonlight, which is why these Glow in the Dark Earphones make perfect sense. Ideal for all you nocturnal creatures out there, although we don’t recommend you buy these for your pet owl (that’s a thing right?), the Glow in the Dark Earphones are perfect for when it comes to you finding your earphones for them late night music sessions. Suitable for use during the day as well, the Glow in the Dark Earphones are beautifully easy to use & simply require just to be charged one hour a day under a lamp or natural sunlight to ensure they are at their brightest for the night-time. Whatever happened to Toploader by the way? ...

It’s raining, it’s dark, it’s a lot on the grim side & you’ve still got to go out yet it’s a bloody good day. Why? Well the reason is simple, it’s because you’re the proud owner of one of our splendid Skull Umbrellas. If you’re after something stylish with a bit of added spooky then look no further than this little gem. To the uninitiated the Skull Umbrella might look a bit bog-standard yet take a gander at the striking skull chrome effect handle & you’ll think again. As well as all the standard umbrella stuff (here we mean a single rapid opening button & a handy sleeve for easy storage) this 97cm diameter black brolly also has a secret. As on the darkest, stormiest of days a luminous glow in the dark skull appears beaming from the top of your weather shield. ...

Star Map is a great piece of wall art as well as a genuinely fascinating map of the constellations. Star Map looks great in the daytime, but its in darkness that the real magic happens; all the stars are printed with a fab glow-in-the dark ink, which means Star Map really comes alive at night. Now that weve all been bitten by the astronomy bug this is the ideal starting point for a deeper awareness of the night skies. ...

For the one who likes to change their mind often, the Glow Mason Lamp is the light for you. Ideal for the outdoor life, whether that be camping or parties, with it’s durable plastic exterior, the Glow Mason Lamp works its way through seven beautiful colours while also providing relaxing mood lighting at the same time. If you do grow particularly fond of one colour there is the option to utilise the colour fix mode, although we could never imagine leaving out all them other beautiful colours. You’re too young for only one light. ...

For years Gnomes have protected our gardens from all sorts, so why not let them protect our bedrooms too with this Gnome Night Light. Remarkably easy to operate with its LED powered light, the Gnome Night Light is as mysterious as the creature itself with three different fluorescent models available. With Gnomes despatched at random though, you won’t know what colour the little fella is until he turns up on your front door ready for his nightshift. It’s well known that for years now Gnomes have campaigned for better working conditions & it is about time we listened to them. So bring your favourite little man in from the cold & let him work in the warmth of your bedroom. We’ve always Gnome they would get bored of sitting in the garden one day anyway. ...

If you are on them retro geeks who still prefers the feel of a real mouse when you are getting down to your tech stuff, then you are going to love way this Gold Bullion Computer Mouse feels against your soft skin. Reminding us of the days when our computer mice were actual bricks, this rather unique desktop accessory is ideal for the office worker who aspires for the life of luxury. While it may not be real gold, I mean the price should have gave that away almost instantly, the Gold Bullion Computer Mouse still packs a fair bit of weight, while unlike a real block of gold it is compatible with Windows Vista & Mac. Gold. Always believe in your soul. ...

As we go to press, a kilo of gold will set you back about £35, 000, before broker's fees of course. Bearing that in mind, we think you'll agree that a saving of over £34, 988 is not too shabby. Granted, this door stop is not, technically, real gold, but lets not quibble over the details. This Gold Bullion Door Stop is the actual size & weight of the genuine article, & looks it too. It's a hefty & wonderfully over the top door stop that will have people guessing as to what your real job might be, just make sure you check your guests bags before they leave. ...

Obviously you're such a pro you hardly ever lose track of a golf ball, but just in case.... these truly amazing Golf Ball Finding Glasses! These specially tinted glasses look more than reasonably cool & work by illuminating anything white
- so that you can quickly identify any stray golf-balls, even errant long-shots. Not even the sneakiest golf balls will be able to hide away in the grass with these funky frames on the loose. Save enough time & money by retrieving all your lost balls to go another 18-holer.
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Obviously you're such a pro you hardly ever lose track of a golf ball, but just in case.... these truly amazing Golf Ball Finding Glasses! These specially tinted glasses look more than reasonably cool & work by illuminating anything white
- so that you can quickly identify any stray golf-balls, even errant long-shots. Not even the sneakiest golf balls will be able to hide away in the grass with these funky frames on the loose. Save enough time & money by retrieving all your lost balls to go another 18-holer.
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Fans of the fairway will know that there is nothing more frustrating than losing your balls during play. So that’s why we couldn’t resist when we saw the Golf Ball Stamper – a quick & easy solution to the problem. Plus, as well as being a clever solution to the problem of AWOL balls this is a super easy one too. Just choose your three monogram letters (initials work great unless you happen to have a three letter nickname), pop them into the stamper, add a little link & then push your stamper down onto your golf ball. Thanks to 52 initials (two of each letter) & some quick drying ink, labelling up your balls will be as easy as pie – what more could you want? ...