It isn’t right that your wine bottle’s life should end so suddenly, thank goodness for the Glow Corks then. Designed for all those who accumulate more empty wine bottles then they would like their local GP to know, the Glow Corks give those once undervalued bottles a second life in the form of a vintage lamp, ideal for those late night summer parties. Easy to use, so you should have no problem providing light no matter how much wine has been consumed, the Glow Cork works by simply pushing the top of the cork down & then placing it in one of your many empty bottles. A wine bottle is for life, not just for parties. ...

Late nights at the office getting you down? Well it’s time for you to take the break you deserve with a quick game of Glow in the Dark Desktop Table Tennis. Not only can the Glow in the Dark Desktop table tennis set be assembled easily & quickly onto a multiple of different sized desks around the office, but thanks to the luminous nature of the set it is also perfect for even the latest of work nights. Complete with ball, bat & net so you have everything you need to get going, the Glow in the Dark Desktop table tennis set should be the perfect item to lure your work mate Dave away from his seventeenth spreadsheet of the day & to finally have some fun. Because sometimes playing hard is just as important as working very hard. ...

Late nights at the office getting you down? Well it’s time for you to take the break you deserve with a quick game of Glow in the Dark Desktop Table Tennis. Not only can the Glow in the Dark Desktop table tennis set be assembled easily & quickly onto a multiple of different sized desks around the office, but thanks to the luminous nature of the set it is also perfect for even the latest of work nights. Complete with ball, bat & net so you have everything you need to get going, the Glow in the Dark Desktop table tennis set should be the perfect item to lure your work mate Dave away from his seventeenth spreadsheet of the day & to finally have some fun. Because sometimes playing hard is just as important as working very hard. ...

Like Toploader once sang to us, there really is nothing better than Dancing in the Moonlight, which is why these Glow in the Dark Earphones make perfect sense. Ideal for all you nocturnal creatures out there, although we don’t recommend you buy these for your pet owl (that’s a thing right?), the Glow in the Dark Earphones are perfect for when it comes to you finding your earphones for them late night music sessions. Suitable for use during the day as well, the Glow in the Dark Earphones are beautifully easy to use & simply require just to be charged one hour a day under a lamp or natural sunlight to ensure they are at their brightest for the night-time. Whatever happened to Toploader by the way? ...

It’s raining, it’s dark, it’s a lot on the grim side & you’ve still got to go out yet it’s a bloody good day. Why? Well the reason is simple, it’s because you’re the proud owner of one of our splendid Skull Umbrellas. If you’re after something stylish with a bit of added spooky then look no further than this little gem. To the uninitiated the Skull Umbrella might look a bit bog-standard yet take a gander at the striking skull chrome effect handle & you’ll think again. As well as all the standard umbrella stuff (here we mean a single rapid opening button & a handy sleeve for easy storage) this 97cm diameter black brolly also has a secret. As on the darkest, stormiest of days a luminous glow in the dark skull appears beaming from the top of your weather shield. ...

For the one who likes to change their mind often, the Glow Mason Lamp is the light for you. Ideal for the outdoor life, whether that be camping or parties, with it’s durable plastic exterior, the Glow Mason Lamp works its way through seven beautiful colours while also providing relaxing mood lighting at the same time. If you do grow particularly fond of one colour there is the option to utilise the colour fix mode, although we could never imagine leaving out all them other beautiful colours. You’re too young for only one light. ...

For years Gnomes have protected our gardens from all sorts, so why not let them protect our bedrooms too with this Gnome Night Light. Remarkably easy to operate with its LED powered light, the Gnome Night Light is as mysterious as the creature itself with three different fluorescent models available. With Gnomes despatched at random though, you won’t know what colour the little fella is until he turns up on your front door ready for his nightshift. It’s well known that for years now Gnomes have campaigned for better working conditions & it is about time we listened to them. So bring your favourite little man in from the cold & let him work in the warmth of your bedroom. We’ve always Gnome they would get bored of sitting in the garden one day anyway. ...

These portable speakers are stylish, palm-sized, yet big in bass & volume. Extendable resonance of the bass box technology enables a strong clear sound. Built-in magnetic lock to secure two-piece speakers into one when not in use. Ideal for iPod / iPhone, mobile phones / MP3 players, PC / laptops, travel / leisure, festivals / camping, home / garden! Go Rock Stereo Portable Speakers
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If you are on them retro geeks who still prefers the feel of a real mouse when you are getting down to your tech stuff, then you are going to love way this Gold Bullion Computer Mouse feels against your soft skin. Reminding us of the days when our computer mice were actual bricks, this rather unique desktop accessory is ideal for the office worker who aspires for the life of luxury. While it may not be real gold, I mean the price should have gave that away almost instantly, the Gold Bullion Computer Mouse still packs a fair bit of weight, while unlike a real block of gold it is compatible with Windows Vista & Mac. Gold. Always believe in your soul. ...

As we go to press, a kilo of gold will set you back about £35, 000, before broker's fees of course. Bearing that in mind, we think you'll agree that a saving of over £34, 988 is not too shabby. Granted, this door stop is not, technically, real gold, but lets not quibble over the details. This Gold Bullion Door Stop is the actual size & weight of the genuine article, & looks it too. It's a hefty & wonderfully over the top door stop that will have people guessing as to what your real job might be, just make sure you check your guests bags before they leave. ...