Feeling edgy, stressed, frustrated? Need someone or something to take your office aggression out on? & somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard, which is frankly not helping your fragile state of mind? Well Dead Fred is the friend for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently & repeatedly (really?) stabbing Fred through the heart... & is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips
- & your stress & frustration, vanished. All is tranquillity & light...
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Our Star Wars Death Star Paper Light Shade is the ultimate finishing touch & will keep even the gloomiest of rooms safe from the Dark Side. Modelled to replicate the iconic Death Star our paper light shade is the perfect way to transform any room into a galaxy far, far away. So whether your little one needs illuminating or another room needs rounding off, this fun take on the powerful galactic superweapon is a great way to show your affiliation to the Force. ...

When wine is poured from cask to bottle, & then corked ready to shipped around the world, it hasnt stopped growing & maturing. There are many things that wine gets up to when tucked away in a baottle that are good, but there are one or two that dont do the wine any favours. So that when wine is finally released from its bottle it needs some time to stretch & recoved from being cooped up so long. This is known as letting the wine breathe & is a vital part wine drinking. Wines drunk straight from the bottle are often very high in sulfites & heavy in tanins, neither of which does the wine any favours. Most wines benefit from at least an hour of breathing to be at the best, but who wants to wait that long? Fortunately someone has invented an ingenious solution, one so ingenious in fact that its used by wineries all over the world. A Swiss scientist named Bernoulli discovered that when a stream of liquid has pressure released from it it will suck in air. The Decantus has been superbly designed to maximise this effect to such an extent, that simply by pouring wine straight through one of their pourers, you are effectively giving your wine an hours worth of aeration. The Decantus boasts longer aeration tubes which produce finer & more numerous bubbles than other aerators on the market, ensuring a far smoother finish. In fact in a chemical analysis test (at Maska Maboraories which is the only independent beer, wine & cider lab in eastern North America), the Decantus reduced the Sulfites by an average of 79%, which is astonishing. Weve done quite a lot of blind tests, & time & time again the taster prefers the wine thats been aerated by a huge margin. Get the most out of your wine in a matter of moments with the Decantus Aero Wine Aerator. ...

When wine is poured from cask to bottle, & then corked ready to be shipped around the world, it hasnt stopped growing & maturing. There are many things that wine gets up to when tucked away in a bottle that are good, but there are one or two that dont do the wine any favours. So that when wine is finally released from its bottle it needs some time to stretch & recover from being cooped up for so long. This is known as letting the wine breathe & is a vital part of wine drinking. Wines drunk straight from the bottle are often very high in sulfites & heavy in tanins, neither of which does the wine or your taste buds any favours (and anyway, drinking from the bottle is not a particularly chic look). Most wines benefit from at least an hour of breathing to be at their best, but who wants to wait that long? Fortunately someone has invented an ingenious solution, one so ingenious in fact that its used by wineries all over the world. A Swiss scientist named Bernoulli discovered that when a stream of liquid has pressure released from it it will suck in air (his theory was a little more complicated than that, & more eruditely put no doubt). The Decantus has been superbly designed to maximise this effect to such an extent, that simply by pouring wine straight through one of their Aerators, you are effectively giving your wine an hours worth of aeration. The Decantus boasts longer aeration tubes which produce finer & more numerous bubbles than other aerators on the market, ensuring a far smoother finish. In fact in a chemical analysis test (at Maska Laboratories which are the only independent beer, wine & cider labs in eastern North America), the Decantus reduced the sulfites by an average of 79%, which is astonishing. Genie has two versions of the Decantus, one is the Slim home version (click here for details), & the one on this page is perfect for taking with you when you go out. Or of course if you run a wine bar & you want your customers to love your wine. Weve done quite a lot of blind tests, & time & time again the taster prefers the wine thats been aerated, by a huge margin. Get the most out of your wine in a matter of moments with the Decantus Aerating Pourer. ...

Whoever thought astronomy would be the next big thing? Now we all want to learn about the night sky. With the Deep Space Planetarium Projector you can watch as your darkened room is transformed into an outer space light show. The planetarium projects rotating star patterns or constellations onto surrounding ceilings & walls. Add the dome cover & Deep Space becomes a beautiful night-light. Use the high quality projector function to view 24 colour NASA & Hubble Space Telescope photographs of spacecraft, astronauts, planets & nebulae. The projected image is up to a metre wide. The stars & planets are endlessly fascinating & this little gadget brings it all a bit closer to home. ...

Brighten up those grey skies & dazzle with this Double Sided Deluxe Twilight Umbrella with flashing lights. Following the success of the original Twilight Umbrellas the Double Sided’ Deluxe Twilight umbrella has now been introduced. Finally not only those passers by can enjoy your light show, but you can also enjoy too, whilst keeping dry from the rain under your trusted umbrella. It has phasing white lights both inside & out creating a magical twinkling twilight effect. Blast those gloomy damp days away & hop under your Twilight Umbrella.. ...

Brighten up those grey skies & dazzle with this Deluxe Double Sided Starlight Umbrella with phasing white lights inside & out. Following the success of the original Twilight Umbrellas the Double Sided’ Deluxe Starlight umbrella has now been introduced. Finally not only those passers by can enjoy your light show, but you can also enjoy it too, whilst keeping dry from the rain under your trusted umbrella. The Deluxe Starlight features phasing white lights inside & out which create a magical starry night effect. Blast those gloomy damp days away & hop under your Starlight Umbrella. ...

You have so many things to balance in your life; work, friends, family, that it won’t hurt to add the Desktop Balance Chairs Game to your life. Ideal for the fidgety worker, the Desktop Balance Chairs is the perfect desktop accessory for them slow days in front of the computer & is a great little challenge to get that office rivalry really into full flow. With 15 chairs to stack, no Tom, Dick & Harry (we presume that’s the name of your work mates) will be able to stack them up any time soon, & in the end, it could come down to who is able to hold their nerve in front of the capacity office crowd. It all stacks up really. ...

This fun novelty Desktop Duck Shooter comes with three duck shaped erasers & a pencil provided for the gun, allowing you to fire rubber bands at will at the poor little unsuspecting duckies! Rubber bands are provided for different sized pencils. The Gun can be used with or without the pencil. Get some target practice in from the comfort of your own desk ...

Always arguing with your work mate about the trials & tribulations of the world of football? Well you can now settle the argument on the pitch with the Desktop Football Shoot Out. Any Englishman knows that we need all the practice we can get when it comes to penalty shootouts given our recent history, which is why the Desktop Football Shoot Out is the perfect game for them slow days at work. Easy to use, & ideally sized for any desk, the Desktop Football Shoot Out will bring a new level of meaning to the phrase ‘office rivalry’ & will provide you with the ideal break after hours of staring at that same work document. Just try to avoid playing with a German. You’ll probably lose. ...