Sometimes there’s a tiny mess. A mess so tiny that getting your normal sized vacuum out would be overkill. It is in these cases that the World’s Smallest vacuum is priceless. Plug it in via the included 4ft USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable & prepare yourself for the cleanest little area of your life. Pencil shavings on your desk? Crumbs in the bed? Spilt a bag of hundreds & thousands in one of your kitchen drawers? Got a pet parrot who keeps flying off & coming back with lots of tiny gems that she leaves everywhere? We’ve all been there
- & the World’s Smallest vacuum will save the day. Seriously, this thing actually works. It has serious suction. It’s like the Dyson of the miniature vacuum world. Wait, hang on…
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World's Smallest Zoltar
- The highest concentration of fortune-telling wisdom ever condensed into a small box, Mini Zoltar can
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World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis
- Sometimes you don’t fancy cuddling up with a big ‘un. Sometimes it would be completely
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Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus: Your own, personal, Jesus. Someone who's really small, havin' a ball. He can heal the sick, he can walk on water, but can he cure your two left feet? Sure he can! This is a miniature bobbling messiah we're talking about! He might look like he's doing ' The Carlton' but... ...

Your own, personal, Jesus. Someone who's really small, havin' a ball. Not our finest introduction. Anyway. Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus – he can heal the sick, he can walk on water, but can he cure your two left feet? Sure he can! This is a miniature bobbling messiah we're talking about! He might look like he's doing ' The Carlton' but Jesus has a whole host of signature moves that are now yours to master, featuring: The Water Walk The Cheek Turn The Temptation The Carpenter Clog Get your (thoroughly-washed) hands on this holy gift & you'll be a dancing disciple in no time. ...

It’s the end of the world
- now what? Prepare for the collapse of civilization with the help of the world’s best survival guide
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Behind every bedside table & computer desk lurks a depressing little octopus of grimy grey cables. Sprawled up against the wall it sits there, a blemish in an otherwise perfectly exciting room. Its time to strike down that tangled humdrum cephalopod with the Woven iPhone 5 Lightning Cable. ...

Behind every bedside table & computer desk lurks a depressing little octopus of grimy grey cables. Sprawled up against the wall it sits there, a blemish in an otherwise perfectly exciting room. Its time to strike down that tangled humdrum cephalopod with the Woven iPhone 5 Lightning Cable. ...

Behind every bedside table & computer desk lurks a depressing little octopus of grimy grey cables. Sprawled up against the wall it sits there, a blemish in an otherwise perfectly exciting room. Its time to strike down that tangled humdrum cephalopod with the Woven iPhone 5 Lightning Cable. ...

Behind every bedside table & computer desk lurks a depressing little octopus of grimy grey cables. Sprawled up against the wall it sits there, a blemish in an otherwise perfectly exciting room. Its time to strike down that tangled humdrum cephalopod with the Woven iPhone 5 Lightning Cable. ...