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World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis - Sometimes you don’t fancy cuddling up with a big ‘un. Sometimes it would be completely inappropriate - just imagine pulling out your Giant Pierre at work! That’s a one way trip to a P45. Instead, pop this little fella out and give him a squeeze. He’s so cute and tiny that nobody will ever know.
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World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis
- Sometimes you don’t fancy cuddling up with a big ‘un. Sometimes it would be completely inappropriate
- just imagine pulling out your Giant Pierre at work! That’s a one way trip to a P45. Instead, pop this little fella out & give him a squeeze. He’s so cute & tiny that nobody will ever know.

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