Too scared to play all your lovely vintage vinyl in case you tarnish its resale value? What a modern problem. Luckily we’ve got a modern solution. This Teeny Tiny Turntable! Complete with three different mini-LPs, this turntable is truly teeny, tiny, & bags of fun. Just slot one of the ‘records’ onto the pin & give it a spin to hear 70s funk, classic rock, or a bit of good ol’ fashioned jazz. But the fun doesn’t stop there
- you can even customise it using the included stickers or swot up on your music history with the included 32 page book of fun facts about the best records of all time. It’s even better than a real record player! Certainly cheaper, anyway.
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Mini Twister
- A regular game in miniature, this kit contains everything you need for endless rounds of finger-sized Twister.
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World's Smallest Vacuum
- Plug it in via the included 4ft USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable & prepare yourself for the cleanest
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Sometimes there’s a tiny mess. A mess so tiny that getting your normal sized vacuum out would be overkill. It is in these cases that the World’s Smallest vacuum is priceless. Plug it in via the included 4ft USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable & prepare yourself for the cleanest little area of your life. Pencil shavings on your desk? Crumbs in the bed? Spilt a bag of hundreds & thousands in one of your kitchen drawers? Got a pet parrot who keeps flying off & coming back with lots of tiny gems that she leaves everywhere? We’ve all been there
- & the World’s Smallest vacuum will save the day. Seriously, this thing actually works. It has serious suction. It’s like the Dyson of the miniature vacuum world. Wait, hang on…
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World's Smallest Zoltar
- The highest concentration of fortune-telling wisdom ever condensed into a small box, Mini Zoltar can
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Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus: Your own, personal, Jesus. Someone who's really small, havin' a ball. He can heal the sick, he can walk on water, but can he cure your two left feet? Sure he can! This is a miniature bobbling messiah we're talking about! He might look like he's doing ' The Carlton' but... ...

Your own, personal, Jesus. Someone who's really small, havin' a ball. Not our finest introduction. Anyway. Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus – he can heal the sick, he can walk on water, but can he cure your two left feet? Sure he can! This is a miniature bobbling messiah we're talking about! He might look like he's doing ' The Carlton' but Jesus has a whole host of signature moves that are now yours to master, featuring: The Water Walk The Cheek Turn The Temptation The Carpenter Clog Get your (thoroughly-washed) hands on this holy gift & you'll be a dancing disciple in no time. ...

Never mind the bench press, forget about the boxing arcade machine down the pub – if you're searching for the ultimate test of strength, look no further than the Worlds Smallest Strongman. This pint-size desktop replica of the classic carnival Strongman game comes complete with bell & miniature mallet & even

Includes:: a 32-page book featuring the storied history, techniques & rules of the game.

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It’s the end of the world
- now what? Prepare for the collapse of civilization with the help of the world’s best survival guide
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Behind every bedside table & computer desk lurks a depressing little octopus of grimy grey cables. Sprawled up against the wall it sits there, a blemish in an otherwise perfectly exciting room. Its time to strike down that tangled humdrum cephalopod with the Woven iPhone 5 Lightning Cable. ...