There was once a time when the likes of caviar, oysters & quinoa were sneered at by high society & left for the peasants to consume. Well look at them now (not the peasants, they're long gone)
- luxurious gourmet delights! Edible insects are next in line to join this culinary dynasty, & we all know that the early bird catches the worm, or in this case
- the grasshopper.

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There was once a time when the likes of caviar, oysters & quinoa were sneered at by high society & left for the peasants to consume. Well look at them now (not the peasants, they're long gone)
- luxurious gourmet delights! Edible insects are next in line to join this culinary dynasty, & we all know that the early bird catches the worm, or in this case
- the grasshopper.

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There was once a time when the likes of caviar, oysters & quinoa were sneered at by high society & left for the peasants to consume. Well look at them now (not the peasants, they're long gone)
- luxurious gourmet delights! Edible insects are next in line to join this culinary dynasty, & we all know that the early bird catches the worm, or in this case
- the grasshopper.

...

There was once a time when the likes of caviar, oysters & quinoa were sneered at by high society & left for the peasants to consume. Well look at them now (not the peasants, they're long gone)
- luxurious gourmet delights! Edible insects are next in line to join this culinary dynasty, & we all know that the early bird catches the worm, or in this case
- the grasshopper.

...

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The perfect accompaniment to your favourite Christmas movie, this delicious air-popped gourmet popcorn tastes just like a fruity, brandy-infused mince pie. Yes, really. It’s the ideal snack for festive soirees with a twist. Shhh… Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’s coming on. Again. Munch! ...

The perfect accompaniment to your favourite Christmas movie, this delicious air-popped gourmet popcorn tastes just like a fruity, brandy-infused mince pie. Yes, really. It’s the ideal snack for festive soirees with a twist. Shhh… Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’s coming on. Again. Munch! ...

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The beauty of these genius prank sound cards is in their simplicity; pull off the tag, press the button, & stick it behind a sofa, under a desk, or wherever takes your fancy. The card will then make annoying sounds at random intervals every few minutes. Choose your weapon from a cat meowing, a phone vibrating or a rubber chicken honking, then hide the card & watch in delight as your victim turns the room upside down trying to figure out where the noise is coming from. When they do eventually find the card, they’ll soon discover that there’s no off button. In a stroke of pure genius, the only way to stop the noise is to rip up the card, releasing all of the annoying glitter inside. It’s the ultimate in prank perfection. ...

The beauty of these genius prank sound cards is in their simplicity; pull off the tag, press the button, & stick it behind a sofa, under a desk, or wherever takes your fancy. The card will then make annoying sounds at random intervals every few minutes. Choose your weapon from a cat meowing, a phone vibrating or a rubber chicken honking, then hide the card & watch in delight as your victim turns the room upside down trying to figure out where the noise is coming from. When they do eventually find the card, they’ll soon discover that there’s no off button. In a stroke of pure genius, the only way to stop the noise is to rip up the card, releasing all of the annoying glitter inside. It’s the ultimate in prank perfection. ...