Our campaign to add abominable quantities of chilli to everything in sight continues, as we now give vodka the Instant Regret treatment! If you thought you pulled a mad face after necking a shot of tequila, think again. Once you pop the cork there's no turning back. Pour out a couple of measures of this dark & diabolical liquid, raise one last nervous toast & get ready to feel the fires of hell coursing through your innards. How many Scovilles, Firebox? TELL US THE DAMN SCOVILLES!! Sooo, the factory has taken a vow of silence. They're giving nothing away. Presumably because they're genuinely afraid of the beast they've managed to create. Is it possible to reach a billion Scovilles? Because they might have. It f*cking tastes like it! All you need to know is, we've tried it & it really is outrageously hot. We wouldn't have given it our Instant Regret seal of "approval" otherwise. Shots anyone? ...

Originally just a humble method of preserving food during the days of the US Civil War, the Mason Jar has come a long way. Since its modest beginnings the Mason Jar has become a popular & iconic piece of design & has now been transformed into the coolest, most laid-back mug in existence. ...

These <strong>high-quality polyester beanies</strong> are tenderly sewn by virile young seamstresses near the banks of the Polish Bia&322;a River, & feature astounding workmanship. You can literally <strong>smell the quality</strong> & care that goes into their creation. ...

You can see through it... but will you see it through? Just when you thought jigsaw puzzles couldn't get any more befuddling, along comes the Invisi-Puzzle! This infuriating puzzle is made up entirely of transparent perspex pieces & is guaranteed to push your patience to the absolute brink. Thankfully there are 'only' 300 pieces, but your dining table is going to be out of action for months! ...

Just when you thought jigsaw puzzles couldn't get any more befuddling, along comes the Invisi-Puzzle! This infuriating puzzle is made up entirely of transparent perspex pieces & is guaranteed to push your patience to the absolute brink. Sure you can slot together a few edge pieces, even casual puzzlers can do that, but just you wait 'til you're faced with a box full of almost identical shapes
- & not even a reference picture to help you out. Thankfully there are 'only' 300 pieces, but your dining table is going to be out of action for months!
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Mucky touch screen? Forget scraggy tissues; keep your handheld gizmos gleaming with this revolutionary ‘wet cleaning’ system. Featuring a sponge tip that soaks up fluid from an internal reservoir, the take-anywhere Cleaning Kit leaves iPhones, PSPs & more looking box fresh. It even comes with an integrated soft-tip stylus for sausage-fingered gadgeteers. ...

Secretly we'd all like to switch souls with a bug for a day. You know – scuttle about a bit, crawl into places usually out of reach, scare your highly sensitive insect-fearing housemates etc. Well now you can live out these floor-level fantasies with the <strong>i Robot Bugs</strong>. ...

Secretly we'd all like to switch souls with a bug for a day. You know – scuttle about a bit, crawl into places usually out of reach, scare your highly sensitive insect-fearing housemates etc. Well now you can live out these floor-level fantasies with the <strong>i Robot Bugs</strong>. ...

Like most superheroes, Iron Man's childhood is shrouded in mystery. Mainly because he was just playful, gurgling little Tony Stark back then with no armoured super-suit or immense riches to speak of. Welsh whiz <strong> Andy Fairhurst</strong> has produced this awesome Iron Kid Print, giving us a rare insight into the millionaire playboy philanthropist's humble & adorable childhood day ...

Like most superheroes, Iron Man's childhood is shrouded in mystery. Mainly because he was just playful, gurgling little Tony Stark back then with no armoured super-suit or immense riches to speak of. Welsh whiz <strong> Andy Fairhurst</strong> has produced this awesome Iron Kid Print, giving us a rare insight into the millionaire playboy philanthropist's humble & adorable childhood day ...