Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend's charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn't know she was on her period & funnily enough, she didn't feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. ...

Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend's charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn't know she was on her period & funnily enough, she didn't feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. ...

Why anyone would want to check the atomic mass of zirconium whilst drinking a cuppa is beyond us. But just in case you do, this geeky ceramic mug is here to help. Bafflingly brilliant, it depicts the periodic table so you can sip & swot at the same time. ...

Why anyone would want to check the atomic mass of zirconium whilst drinking a cuppa is beyond us. But just in case you do, this geeky ceramic mug is here to help. Bafflingly brilliant, it depicts the periodic table so you can sip & swot at the same time. ...

Ever wondered what plutonium's atomic number is whilst soaping your bits? Course you have, that's why you need this ingenious shower curtain. Depicting the Periodic Table in all its baffling glory, it's the ideal way to brush up on your transition metals without causing a splash. ...

Peropon Drinking Animal Planter
- Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow
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Peropon Drinking Animal Planter
- Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow
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Peropon Drinking Animal Planter
- Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow
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As 21st Century humans we can hardly take care of ourselves, never mind plants. What with the internet & trying to take the perfect selfie, our beloved greenery can often become neglected. Left on a windowsill to succumb to a slow death screaming "FEEED MEEE!" Luckily, these adorable Peropon Drinking Animal Planters need next to no attention whatsoever. You can reap the benefits of oxygen-giving, sweet smelling miniature plants without lifting a single digit. All it takes is a sip of their tongue & the plants on their backs fill with delicious nourishment. They’re completely self-sufficient, unlike those other pesky house plants…so needy. Choose from four different ceramic critters, each with their own type of plant perched atop their sweet little heads. These stubby-legged pets are ready to brighten up your desk or window sill. Their chirpy faces seem to say everything is going to be alright. ...

Always wanted to see your name up in lights? With our new Personalised Acrylic Light, your future has never looked brighter! Whether you're lighting up your office space, staking your claim to your favourite side of the bed, or treating your special someone to a heartfelt gift
- this sleek & colourful LED light is just the trick. All you have to do is hit that ' Personalise' button, choose one of our modern typefaces, & we'll engrave this mesmerising desk light with any name you fancy.
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