Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend's charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn't know she was on her period & funnily enough, she didn't feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. ...

Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend's charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn't know she was on her period & funnily enough, she didn't feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. ...

Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend's charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn't know she was on her period & funnily enough, she didn't feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. ...

Why anyone would want to check the atomic mass of zirconium whilst drinking a cuppa is beyond us. But just in case you do, this geeky ceramic mug is here to help. Bafflingly brilliant, it depicts the periodic table so you can sip & swot at the same time. ...

Why anyone would want to check the atomic mass of zirconium whilst drinking a cuppa is beyond us. But just in case you do, this geeky ceramic mug is here to help. Bafflingly brilliant, it depicts the periodic table so you can sip & swot at the same time. ...

Peropon Drinking Animal Planter
- Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow
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Peropon Drinking Animal Planter
- Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow
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Peropon Drinking Animal Planter
- Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow
...

Peropon Drinking Animal Planter
- Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow
...

As 21st Century humans we can hardly take care of ourselves, never mind plants. What with the internet & trying to take the perfect selfie, our beloved greenery can often become neglected. Left on a windowsill to succumb to a slow death screaming "FEEED MEEE!" Luckily, these adorable Peropon Drinking Animal Planters need next to no attention whatsoever. You can reap the benefits of oxygen-giving, sweet smelling miniature plants without lifting a single digit. All it takes is a sip of their tongue & the plants on their backs fill with delicious nourishment. They’re completely self-sufficient, unlike those other pesky house plants…so needy. Choose from four different ceramic critters, each with their own type of plant perched atop their sweet little heads. These stubby-legged pets are ready to brighten up your desk or window sill. Their chirpy faces seem to say everything is going to be alright. ...