Fashion Wankers
- Good thing this hilarious compendium of all things fashion is here to help you, complete with a fold-out game
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The corkscrew to end all corkscrews, this bit of kit will open a wine bottle in under 10 seconds with not a bead of sweat leaving your brow. This fast charge USB (Universal Serial Bus) corkscrew comes with a charging base & foil cutter to make it even easier to get into your favourite tipple. Simply place the corkscrew on top of the bottle, press the button & the corkscrew will automatically remove the cork. Press the second button to release the cork, et voilà, you're ready to pour. ...

Don’t chuck used cooking oil down the sink; use it to make fat cakes for the birds. It’s easy with this charming DIY kit. Simply pour your fat in the reusable mould, add the included seeds, set in the fridge & presto: a delicious cake for your feathered friends. Tweet! ...

He’s the man who made you (unless you’re the result of a secret government experiment). Sure he had <strike>a little help</strike> a great deal of help from your Mum, but there’s no denying that he had a bit to do with it. ...

Cuddle up with our Pink Faux Fur 2L Long Hot Water Bottle & enjoy even more of its comforting embrace than a standard-sized bottle. Designed to wrap around your shoulders, tummy or along the length of your body for even more coverage,   Curl up with it on the sofa, wear it around the house as you tackle the chores or take it to bed with you for a warm & restful night's sleep, it will be your ultimate cosy, winter companion! ...

Contrary to its cheeky name, this premium liquor is far too good to be associated with some alcoholic, Tourettes-ridden priest on Craggy Isl&. Feckin Irish Whiskey is a blend of the highest quality Irish Malt & grain whiskey, distilled in traditional copper pot stills amongst the rolling hills of Northern Irel&. ...

Experience the magic of knitting in the first-ever Lord of the Rings knitting guide, featuring more than 25 patterns inspired by the mythical world of Tolkien’s Middle-earth. Inspired by the popular books & film adaptations—including beloved characters, locations, & natural elements––this guide features a variety of knitting techniques, like cables, lace, colorwork, brioche, & textured stitches, & it

Includes:: patterns for apparel, accessories, & home décor for every skill level. From the Hobbits’ warm, rustic knits & the Dwarves’ rugged armour to the intricate, lacy garments of the Elves of Rivendell, there’s a pattern to suit everyone in your life. With detailed instructions & stunning full-color photography, knit yourself an Elf Maiden Cloak, Second Breakfast Socks & Mittens, an Elven Bread Shawl, a Dwarf Battle Helmet, a One Ring to Warm Them All Scarf, a Precioussss Doll, & more with the help of this homage to the beautiful world of The Lord of the Rings.

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Even if youre flash enough to own a Ferrari F360 we bet you havent driven it full-pelt around Silverstone. If you have, get lost; if you havent, then this fantastic day out is for you. Youll push this ludicrously powerful supercar to its limits as you bomb down the Hangar Straight. Bellissimo! ...

Ferrofluid Venom
- It’s as addictive as it is simple
- just pop one of the two included neodymium magnets on the side of the

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Festival Lion
- Art Print by Balasz Solti framed & unframed wall art. Festival Lion
- Art Print is available in sizes A4, A3

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