There's no doubt that your kitchen contains a pair of woefully disgusting oven gloves; usually half burnt, with the insulation hanging out & covered in crusty food remains. Why would you slave over such exquisite dishes, only to serve them up with these horrific mitts? You need... ...

The day farts stop being funny is the day we can wrap up human civilisation & let another species like dolphins have a go.    With that in mind, this Fart Sound Box is guaranteed to bring joy into the life of anyone with a sense of humour. It

Includes:: 12 classic fart sounds, from the cheeky Squeaker to the rapid-fire Machine Gun.    So go ahead
- sneak up on your grandad & let one rip!


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Fashion Wankers
- Good thing this hilarious compendium of all things fashion is here to help you, complete with a fold-out game
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The corkscrew to end all corkscrews, this bit of kit will open a wine bottle in under 10 seconds with not a bead of sweat leaving your brow. This fast charge USB (Universal Serial Bus) corkscrew comes with a charging base & foil cutter to make it even easier to get into your favourite tipple. Simply place the corkscrew on top of the bottle, press the button & the corkscrew will automatically remove the cork. Press the second button to release the cork, et voilà, you're ready to pour. ...

He’s the man who made you (unless you’re the result of a secret government experiment). Sure he had <strike>a little help</strike> a great deal of help from your Mum, but there’s no denying that he had a bit to do with it. ...

Cuddle up with our Pink Faux Fur 2L Long Hot Water Bottle & enjoy even more of its comforting embrace than a standard-sized bottle. Designed to wrap around your shoulders, tummy or along the length of your body for even more coverage,   Curl up with it on the sofa, wear it around the house as you tackle the chores or take it to bed with you for a warm & restful night's sleep, it will be your ultimate cosy, winter companion! ...

What happens when you combine the booziness of beer pong & the embarrassment of Truth Or Dare?   Absolute bloody chaos, that’s what. & the name of this chaos is Fear Pong
- a party game that’s guaranteed to make you do something you never thought you would.   The rules are simple enough. Set up your plastic cups on top of the Fear Pong cards, just like you would in a regular game of beer pong. Then take it in turns to get your red ball into your opponent’s cup. If you do, they now have a choice: either they do one of the two dares on the card, or drink the contents of the cup.   & if the 215 pre-written dares aren't enough to satisfy your thirst for awkward hilarity, there are eight blank cards to fill in with your own.    Worried about getting the cards soaked in booze? No need
- the people behind the game made them waterproof. Clever. 

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Contrary to its cheeky name, this premium liquor is far too good to be associated with some alcoholic, Tourettes-ridden priest on Craggy Isl&. Feckin Irish Whiskey is a blend of the highest quality Irish Malt & grain whiskey, distilled in traditional copper pot stills amongst the rolling hills of Northern Irel&. ...

Experience the magic of knitting in the first-ever Lord of the Rings knitting guide, featuring more than 25 patterns inspired by the mythical world of Tolkien’s Middle-earth. Inspired by the popular books & film adaptations—including beloved characters, locations, & natural elements––this guide features a variety of knitting techniques, like cables, lace, colorwork, brioche, & textured stitches, & it

Includes:: patterns for apparel, accessories, & home décor for every skill level. From the Hobbits’ warm, rustic knits & the Dwarves’ rugged armour to the intricate, lacy garments of the Elves of Rivendell, there’s a pattern to suit everyone in your life. With detailed instructions & stunning full-color photography, knit yourself an Elf Maiden Cloak, Second Breakfast Socks & Mittens, an Elven Bread Shawl, a Dwarf Battle Helmet, a One Ring to Warm Them All Scarf, a Precioussss Doll, & more with the help of this homage to the beautiful world of The Lord of the Rings.

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