We know what you’re thinking, ‘ In what circumstances would a box of chocolate vaginas be appropriate?’. Granted, it may seem a bit niche, but here are just a few potential opportunities where Cho Clits would make the perfect present: a gynaecologist’s birthday, nibbles at the neighbourhood swinging party, baby shower (like a ‘farewell tidy vagina’ gift), the list goes on…..actually it doesn’t, it pretty much stops here. ...

It looks like a box of luxurious chocolates – & it is, sort of, because the chocs in question are actually handmade ...

Chocolate Boobs
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Boobs. Tits. Knockers. Norks. Baps. Whatever you call them, these ones are the most delicious of the lot. These cheeky chocolates are the perfect way to celebrate a breast enlargement or reduction, engagements, hen or stag dos, baby showers, or anything remotely breast related. Someone with breasts is getting divorced? Chocolate boob time. Someone who loves breasts has got a new job? This is a job for chocolate boobs. The funeral of a former boob-lover? You might be perceived as insensitive but nobody will say no when you offer them round at the wake. ...

It's long been speculated that the humble chicken is the closest living relative to the magnificent T-Rex
- & we've just eggs-cavated
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If the last year has given you serious golfing withdrawal symptoms it's time for some sweet chocolate-y relief! Our heavenly Chocolate Golf Balls may not be a replacement for a day down the driving range or a round of 18 holes with you're pals
- but they're pretty close!
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If the last year has given you serious golfing withdrawal symptoms it's time for some sweet chocolate-y relief! Our heavenly Chocolate Golf Balls may not be a replacement for a day down the driving range or a round of 18 holes with your pals – but they're pretty close! They're made from solid Belgian chocolate, come in a pack of three & look just like the real thing. Grab a couple of mates & see who can get a hole in one! ...

Just one sip of our Chocolate Milkshake Liqueur & you're immediately transported to the red leather seats & neon-drenched interior of a classic American diner. That instant hit of sweetness, that smooth vanilla creaminess, that silky & moreish chocolate flavour
- PLUS an indulgent boozy twist!
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Just one sip of our Chocolate Milkshake Liqueur & you're immediately transported to the red leather seats & neon-drenched interior of a classic American diner. That instant hit of sweetness, that smooth vanilla creaminess, that silky & moreish chocolate flavour, & now – an indulgent boozy twist! This luxurious chocolatey concoction tastes unbelievably delicious served neat, over ice, or glugged generously into a milk-based cocktail – think next-level White Russians & chocolatey Espresso Martinis! Each one of our Hard Shakes has a reduced alcohol content for an easy-going drinking experience so you can really savour the flavour. Make sure you check out the full range – we've also created boozy banana & juicy strawberry cream liqueurs. ...

Who says you need a golden ticket to make your own delicious chocolate? Not us, because this luxe kit contains everything you need to produce raw, organic & – get this – healthy chocolate. Simply blend the unprocessed organic cacao mix with the natural sweeteners & Willy’s your uncle. Sort of. ...