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ChocClits

We know what you’re thinking, ‘In what circumstances would a box of chocolate vaginas be appropriate?’. Granted, it may seem a bit niche, but here are just a few potential opportunities where ChoClits would make the perfect present: a gynaecologist’s birthday, nibbles at the neighbourhood swinging party, baby shower (like a ‘farewell tidy vagina’ gift), the list goes on…..actually it doesn’t, it pretty much stops here.
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  • Supplier: Firebox
  • SKU: 25817
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We know what you’re thinking, ‘ In what circumstances would a box of chocolate vaginas be appropriate?’. Granted, it may seem a bit niche, but here are just a few potential opportunities where Cho Clits would make the perfect present: a gynaecologist’s birthday, nibbles at the neighbourhood swinging party, baby shower (like a ‘farewell tidy vagina’ gift), the list goes on…..actually it doesn’t, it pretty much stops here.

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