Ahh now we've let that lovely meal go down I'm just going to nip into the kitchen & get us some after dinner teats. I must say they're the breast post-meal chocolates I've ever tasted,  bra none! What flavour? Oh they're mint & dark chocolate, yes they bring back fond mammaries of when we used to have After Eights at Christmas time. You simply bust try one. Here's the box, go on, grab a pair! After Dinner Nipples - has there ever been a chocolate that's more ripe for groan-worthy puns? We don't think so. ...

After Eights might be a tasty Christmas institution but where's the fun in a boring ol' square of chocolate? You & your soon-to-be-startled party guests need to wrap your lips around one of our After Dinner Willies! ...

After Eights are an undisputed Christmas institution but where's the fun in a boring ol' square of chocolate? You & your soon-to-be-startled party guests need to wrap your lips around one of our new After Dinner Willies! They might be small but these deliciously dinky dongs have still got it where it counts. They're thick, hard, the balls are completely shaved, what more can you ask for? They look & taste better than the real thing! We won't go into too much detail about how they melt in the mouth or how they're oozing with scrumptious white mint cream. Just know that these miniature members are the perfect way to liven up the post-dinner slump! ...

After Eighth Cannabis Chocolates
- These cannabis chocolates will have you unwinding faster than a glass of wine. Packed with a
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Serve up your witches brew without dirtying your worktops with this Agatha Spoon Holder & Steam Vent A magical addition to your kitchen accessories. ...

The camera never lies but this one’s sure to twist your melon as it captures awesome 3D HD footage, displaying it on a 2.4” screen with no need for funny glasses. If you fancy gawping via your non 3D TV or computer, just pop on the included red/cyan shades. You can even upload to You Tube 3D. Jaw dropping stuff! ...

Is it a handheld wireless keyboard or a 3D motion-sensitive mouse with built-in accelerometer? The Air Keyboard is both & it’s the ideal way to surf & type if your computer is hooked up to your TV. Ideal for presentations, it’s also PS3 compatible & small enough to lose down the side of the sofa. ...

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- This tiny little drone is all you need to take selfies that will see your likes mounting into the thousands in no
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It’s a caravan but not as we know it. That’s because the International 684 is a European road-approved Airstream à la the iconic aluminium travel trailers you’ve seen in countless movies. Lavishly appointed, this design classic is the ultimate home-from-home for anyone with wanderlust & £54, 000 going spare. ...

If you like your pasta al dente or as slack as shoelaces, the Al Dente Spaghetti Tester makes it easy to test your spaghetti’s status without the third degree burns. ...