Ahh now we've let that lovely meal go down I'm just going to NIP into the kitchen & get us some after dinner TEATS. I must say they're the BREAST post-meal chocolates I've ever tasted, BRA none! What flavour? Oh they're mint & dark chocolate, yes they bring back MAMMARIES of when we used to have After Eights at Christmas time. You simply BUST try one. Here's the box, go on, grab a pair! ...

Ahh now we've let that lovely meal go down I'm just going to nip into the kitchen & get us some after dinner teats. I must say they're the breast post-meal chocolates I've ever tasted,  bra none! What flavour? Oh they're mint & dark chocolate, yes they bring back fond mammaries of when we used to have After Eights at Christmas time. You simply bust try one. Here's the box, go on, grab a pair! After Dinner Nipples - has there ever been a chocolate that's more ripe for groan-worthy puns? We don't think so. ...

After Eights might be a tasty Christmas institution but where's the fun in a boring ol' square of chocolate? You & your soon-to-be-startled party guests need to wrap your lips around one of our After Dinner Willies! ...

After Eights are an undisputed Christmas institution but where's the fun in a boring ol' square of chocolate? You & your soon-to-be-startled party guests need to wrap your lips around one of our new After Dinner Willies! They might be small but these deliciously dinky dongs have still got it where it counts. They're thick, hard, the balls are completely shaved, what more can you ask for? They look & taste better than the real thing! We won't go into too much detail about how they melt in the mouth or how they're oozing with scrumptious white mint cream. Just know that these miniature members are the perfect way to liven up the post-dinner slump! ...

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The camera never lies but this one’s sure to twist your melon as it captures awesome 3D HD footage, displaying it on a 2.4” screen with no need for funny glasses. If you fancy gawping via your non 3D TV or computer, just pop on the included red/cyan shades. You can even upload to You Tube 3D. Jaw dropping stuff! ...

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It’s a caravan but not as we know it. That’s because the International 684 is a European road-approved Airstream à la the iconic aluminium travel trailers you’ve seen in countless movies. Lavishly appointed, this design classic is the ultimate home-from-home for anyone with wanderlust & £54, 000 going spare. ...