They Were Out Of Control & Hungry For Cock Our hilarious greeting cards are the ideal way to say Happy Birthday!, Merry Christmas! & so much more! Each card has been carefully selected to make you smile, insult, intrigue & leave a lovely warm feeling in your tummy, knowing that someone has cared enough to get such a greeting card. The card measures approx 12 cm x 17 cm & comes with an envelope. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available They Were Out Of Control & Hungry For Cock ...

Things I’d Do for Love Personalised Book The Things I'd Do For Love Personalised Book can be customised with a name & message! Great gifts for women, it measures around 10.5 cm x 15 cm. It takes 3
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Features: The Things I'd Do For Love Personalised Book can be customised with a name & message!, Great gifts for women, it measures around 10.5 cm x 15 cm, It takes 3
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Thirst Extinguisher Extinguish your thirst by squirting this amazing Thirst Extinguisher! This plastic drink dispenser is shaped like a fire extinguisher & is one of the funniest home gifts for friends. This novelty drinks holder can hold an impressive 1.5 litres of liquid & is a fun accessory for parties. This fire hydrant-shaped beverage dispenser is flaming marvellous. To dispense the contents just pump the handle & hey presto you can douse that thirst! You can aim your jet of water directly into your mouth if you're careful, or into a cup/glass. Please do not attempt to use it to put out fires because this is a novelty accessory & a lot less powerful than a fire! This cool soft drink dispenser can be used as a party piece for kid’s parties, encouraging them to keep hydrated after all that running around. You can fill it with squash or fruit juice for the family or it can be used as a cocktail accessory for adults when filled with something a little bit stronger! Bored of punch bowls at parties? The alternative is here! So next time you’re burning with thirst, just break out the Thirst Extinguisher, it's flaming brilliant! Key Product

Features: Fabulous beverage dispenser in the shape of a fire extinguisher!, Holds 1.5 litres, Lightweight & made from durable plastic, Has pump action handle & rubber hose & measures approx 34. 5 cm x 12 cm, Perfect party accessories
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This is Complete B*llocks Notepad Our ‘ This is Complete B*llocks’ note pad is an ideal novelty gift or Secret Santa gift for jokers. With ‘ This Is Complete.....B*LLOCKS!” printed on every sheet, has space for messages & 8 checkboxes which say: Call & say “NO”, Check it again, Cancel it, Email to confirm, It’s too expensive, It’s too late, You are full of bullsh*t & You also smell. These novelty notepads will make taking telephone messages more enjoyable, & will certainly help you get through a dull Monday without the need of having to hit someone! So if you are searching for Birthdays gifts for work colleagues, then this hilarious Complete B*llocks Memo Pad is just the thing! Key Product

Features: Has This Is Complete B*LLOCKS! printed at the top of every memo, Also has space to write a message & 8 checkboxes, Checkboxes include: Call & say "NO", Check it again, Email to confirm, It&8217;s too expensive & more!, Measures approx 10.2 cm x 15.2 cm x 0.7 cm, Approx. 50 memo pages,

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This is You Mug Our This is You Mugs make quirky gifts as stocking fillers, Birthday gifts for men & funny Secret Santa gifts! It is a well known fact that men find it obligatory to compare penis sizes at some point in their lives. Our hilarious This is You Funky Mugs pays tribute to this perennial competition by portraying 2 stick men with THIS IS YOU THIS IS ME underneath. Note the noticeably larger winkle on the THIS IS ME stick man. That should clear up any question markes in the office! Key Product

Features: Our This is You Gift Mugs have the same design front & back!, Text reads THIS IS YOU THIS IS ME with 2 stick men above (one with a very large winky), It measures approx 12 cm x 10 cm x 8 cm, These cool mugs are dishwasher safe,

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Thorntons Classics Easter Egg The Thorntons Classic milk chocolate Easter egg is perfect for lovers of our Classics range. This gorgeous egg is accompanied with a collection of chocolates from our most popular Thorntons Classics range. * Please note that this product is non-returnable* Unfortunately our Thorntons chocolate eggs are only available for UK Mainland shipping. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Thorntons Classics Easter Egg ...

Thorntons Continental Milk Easter Egg For a delicious taste of the continent this Easter, send them our Continental Milk Chocolate Egg. Containing a milk chocolate egg & 12 Continental Chocolates. * Please note that this product is non-returnable* Unfortunately our Thorntons chocolate eggs are only available for UK Mainland shipping. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available 12 midday cut off for next day delivery Thorntons Continental Milk Easter Egg ...

Thorntons Extra Thick Milk Chocolate Easter Egg Thorntons Extra Thick Milk Chocolate Easter Egg is made from pure Thorntons milk chocolate. Its so chocolaty it will satisfy chocolate lovers with ease! * Please note that this product is non-returnable* Unfortunately our Thorntons chocolate boxes are only available for UK Mainland shipping. Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Thorntons Milk Chocolate Easter Egg ...

Thorntons Magnificently Milk Chocolate Hamper Do you dream of setting up home with Willy Wonka? Is a chocolate shop your idea of heaven on earth? Our Thorntons Milk Chocolate Hamper is the perfect gift for you then! This mouth watering Milk Chocolate Hamper comprises of truffles, Milk Classics & Toffee for an awesome selection of your favourite chocs. Great gifts for friends, colleagues or relatives, they will think you ram-raided Thorntons when they receive this incredible gift hamper! Whatever the occasion, you cant go wrong with some luxury chocolates, & this Milk Chocolate Hamper will have them set for the year (or a week at least if you are anything like me). A lip-smacking array of chocolaty goodness awaits the receiver of this fantastic hamper. Whether it is to celebrate a Birthday, Christmas, Mothers Day or an indulgent Valentines Day gift, this Thorntons I Love Chocolate Hamper is a wonderful choice. Unfortunately our Thorntons chocolate boxes are only available for UK Mainland shipping. Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Next day delivery is available
- Cut off 1pm (£6.95) Thorntons Magnificently Milk Chocolate Hamper The Thorntons Magnificently Milk Chocolate Hamper contains a huge selection of luxury chocolates! Presented in a hamper Contains: Milk Classics (335g), Continental Milk Truffle Collection (130g) x 2, Ecuador Milk Chocolate Block (90g), Milk Chocolate block (90g), Belgian Milk Chocolate Toffee Block (90g) The hamper measures approx 35cm x 26.5cm x 11cm Great luxury gifts for ages 12 to 120! Why not spoil someone rotten this year! Our Thorntons Magnificently Milk Chocolate Hamper is rammed full of scrummy milk chocolates to make your mouth water. Share them, hoared them, melt them, roll around in them, decorate cakes with them.. What’s in the Thorntons Magnificently Milk Chocolate Hamper? 1 x Milk Classics 2 x Continental Milk Truffle 1 x Ecuador Milk Chocolate Block 1 x Milk Chocolate Block 1 x Belgian Milk Chocolate Toffee Block Why You Should Buy From Us! &
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