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Thirst Extinguisher Extinguish your thirst by squirting this amazing Thirst Extinguisher! This plastic drink dispenser is shaped like a fire extinguisher and is one of the funniest home gifts for friends. This novelty drinks holder can hold an impressive 1.5 litres of liquid and is a fun accessory for parties. This fire hydrant-shaped beverage dispenser is flaming marvellous. To dispense the contents just pump the handle and hey presto you can douse that thirst! You can aim your jet of water directly into your mouth if you're careful, or into a cup/glass. Please do not attempt to use it to put out fires because this is a novelty accessory and a lot less powerful than a fire! This cool soft drink dispenser can be used as a party piece for kid’s parties, encouraging them to keep
hydrated after all that running around. You can fill it with squash or fruit juice for the family or it can be used as a cocktail accessory for adults when filled with something a little bit stronger! Bored of punch bowls at parties? The alternative is here! So next time you’re burning with thirst, just break out the Thirst Extinguisher, it's flaming brilliant! Key Product Features: Fabulous beverage dispenser in the shape of a fire extinguisher!, Holds 1.5 litres, Lightweight and made of durable plastic, Has pump action handle and rubber hose and measures approx 34. 5 cm x 12 cm, Perfect party accessories - use it for soft drinks and alcoholic beverages!,
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Thirst Extinguisher Extinguish your thirst by squirting this amazing Thirst Extinguisher! This plastic drink dispenser is shaped like a fire extinguisher & is one of the funniest home gifts for friends. This novelty drinks holder can hold an impressive 1.5 litres of liquid & is a fun accessory for parties. This fire hydrant-shaped beverage dispenser is flaming marvellous. To dispense the contents just pump the handle & hey presto you can douse that thirst! You can aim your jet of water directly into your mouth if you're careful, or into a cup/glass. Please do not attempt to use it to put out fires because this is a novelty accessory & a lot less powerful than a fire! This cool soft drink dispenser can be used as a party piece for kid’s parties, encouraging them to keep hydrated after all that running around. You can fill it with squash or fruit juice for the family or it can be used as a cocktail accessory for adults when filled with something a little bit stronger! Bored of punch bowls at parties? The alternative is here! So next time you’re burning with thirst, just break out the Thirst Extinguisher, it's flaming brilliant! Key Product

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Fabulous beverage dispenser in the shape of a fire extinguisher!, Holds 1.5 litres, Lightweight & made from durable plastic, Has pump action handle & rubber hose & measures approx 34. 5 cm x 12 cm, Perfect party accessories
- use it for soft drinks & alcoholic beverages!,

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Liquid - A state of matter - fluid form
Cm - Centimetres, one centimetre is equal to 10 milimetres
Glass - A solid, typically transparent. Brittle and used in windows. The first patent granted in the UK was for Glass.
rubber - Synthetic rubber is any artificial elastomer, usually a polymer, and is used as a substitute for natural rubber.
rubber - Natural rubber is an elastomer derived from the latex containing sap of some plants.
hose - A hollow tube for carrying liquid from one location to another.
water - A chemical substance. Chemical formula H2O.
soft - A descriptive word for an item/sound which is gentle to the touch or ears
Key - A physical or virtual device or code used for opening something
Friends - A close associate or a popular US based sitcom about a group of friends
Parties - A gathering of people to celebrate and event or occasion
Fun - Something that provides amusement or enterainment
running - A sport or hobbie of moving rapidly on foot. Can also refer to the running of equipment or run time refering to the length of time an applicance can run or the quiet running of an applicance.
Fire - the release of energy through heat and light.
Alternative - Another available choice or possibility
Accessory - An item that can contribute to an activity or process to enhance its look or performance.
Home - A place of permanent residence for families.
Accessory - An item that is added in order to make the original item more useful or attractive.
Family - A group of people that live together made up from parents and children.

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