Goodr Wrap Gs Scream If You Hate Gravity Polarized Sunglasses 2022

Product Description

BLAST FROM THE PAST REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG & CAREFREE & YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP & SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS & EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING & SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY!!! Features No Slip: We use a special grip coating & temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing. No Bounce: Our frame is fitted & lightweight with a removable nose-piece & two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter. Anti-Fog: Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun: YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO