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We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future. OUR NEWEST STYLE THE VRGs A new shape with the same levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future. OUR NEWEST STYLE THE VRGs New shape with the same levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

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BLAST FROM THE PAST REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG & CAREFREE & YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP & SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS & EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING & SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY!!! Features No Slip: We use a special grip coating & temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing. No Bounce: Our frame is fitted & lightweight with a removable nose-piece & two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter. Anti-Fog: Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun: YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO ...

LARGE VOLUME ALL-TERRAIN Small Block Fast Rolling Tubeless Complete Full Protection Casing with R: Armor DYNAMIC: Silica 4 & A/T Compound Floor Pump Mounting for Tubeless From gravel adventuring to drop-bar dirt mashing the Connector is capable of tackling any terrain. A versatile tread pattern featuring tightly-spaced center knobs combined with aggressive side knobs is then mated to our Tubeless Complete construction. The result is a fast rolling high-volume high-grip allterrain tire ready for everything from backroads to singletrack. ...

Lightweight Ultra High-Performance tire for road race time trial & triathlon competition. Dynamic:GSR – enhanced Grip Reduced Rolling Resistance & Longer Wear R: Shield – enhanced puncture protection under the tread while maintaining overall performance Optimised Tread Cap – Reduced thickness & speed focussed tread pattern for ultimate performance Class leading lightweight design – Lower rotating weight allowing for quicker acceleration low rolling resistance & supple ride. ...

Lightweight Ultra High-Performance tire for road race time trial & triathlon competition. Dynamic:GSR – enhanced Grip Reduced Rolling Resistance & Longer Wear R: Shield – enhanced puncture protection under the tread while maintaining overall performance Optimised Tread Cap – Reduced thickness & speed focussed tread pattern for ultimate performance Class leading lightweight design – Lower rotating weight allowing for quicker acceleration low rolling resistance & supple ride. ...