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LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS "You are cordially invited to Demeters Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup" she will turn you into a gecko.2. Dont ask Demeter when shes getting married. Shes not. Get over it Rhea.3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.5. Wear her sunnies because they dont slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.Sincerely Demeter. Yes Im writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME." Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate
slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
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  • Supplier: Cyclestore
  • SKU: 85061
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LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS " You are cordially invited to Demeters Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup" she will turn you into a gecko.2. Dont ask Demeter when shes getting married. Shes not. Get over it Rhea.3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.5. Wear her sunnies because they dont slip or bounce & you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas. Sincerely Demeter. Yes Im writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME." Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun.

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Cyclestore
Cyclestore is a leading online cycle retailer, selling a large range of bicycles, bike accessories, components and clothing, together with camping and hiking equipment and ski and snowboard accessories. Cyclestore brings over 20 years shop trading experience to its online store, and the knowledgeable and helpful staff are able to answer technical queries relating to all bikes and equipment. The range of bicycles includes mountain bikes including full suspension and hard tail mountain bikes, road bikes with light, streamlined designs for fast speeds, sports hybrid bikes, comfort and leisure bikes, BMX bikes, folding bikes and touring bikes, with brands including top names such as Kona, Mongoose, Raleigh, Specialised, Giant, Carrera, Dahon and Dawes. The large range of bike accessories includes bags and panniers, bells and mirrors, bottles and hydration packs, helmets, lights, locks, cleaning accessories and pumps. Personal accessories include cycle shoes, sunglasses, reflective and safety wear and body armour.
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