The MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. Either way pour out a ludicrously small airline bottle of liquor. Then memorialize the delightfully bizarre magazine by wearing these blue aviator frames with gray-yellow lenses. NOW where will we buy dog lips umbrella holders & laser hair regrowth helmets?! 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating & silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.** Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether youre crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase. ...

The MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. To block out not just the rays at Kitty Hawk North Carolina but also their peer Glenn Curtiss from modern aviation history because if they can build the worlds first aeroplane then they can certainly build the worlds first time machine. Is this info true? We dont know. But some people said it. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating & silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.** Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether youre crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase. ...

The MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. When you wear these all black Mach G sunglasses you dont just join an elite sky force... You also earn the title Basic Bitch. That’s right. You heard us. BASIC BITCH: Badass Aviator Speeding Into Clouds Best In The Cockpit Hahaha. So own it. You basic & you know it. (Disclaimer: These sunnies will not make you better at backronyms.) 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating & silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.** Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether youre crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase. ...

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves...especially new wave. (See what we did there? Poseidon is the god of the sea & he makes waves & then new wave is a popular genre of music so we blended the two together for a humorous outcome. Everyone knows the best jokes are the ones you have to explain. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre haulin ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

&34; Our Breakfast Run to Tiffanys black on black Runway goodrs will have you naming your cat &34; Cat&34; & rocking Givenchy on your next run. &40; Just dont blame us for that Givenchy dress not sweat-wicking. We handle the sunglasses performance the rest is on you&41;.&34; Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye & eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarized: Glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while youre running. Isnt that why youre taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you wont be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat. ...

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS " You are cordially invited to Demeters Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup" she will turn you into a gecko.2. Dont ask Demeter when shes getting married. Shes not. Get over it Rhea.3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.5. Wear her sunnies because they dont slip or bounce & you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas. Sincerely Demeter. Yes Im writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME." Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. That first ball goes sailing OB. Someone in your group says you picked your head up. But you dont hear them as you dig into your port side pocket for another ball. Take all the mulligans you need these plaid coloured beauties wont slip a nautical inch. The copper lenses keep the colors bright & the details sharp as you ship off to your second shot. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. ALL FASHION ...

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. As the The Duchess once said Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were...blah blah blah. Basically to sum her up dont be a bogey when you can be a flamingo. So gopher a flamingo with these flamingo-wrapped shades with rose gold accents & rose lenses that increase clarity on the course. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. ALL FASHION ...

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. In homage to the first-known female golfer we dedicate these royal green with gold trim & green lens sunglasses. Fit for royalty or you know fit for just blending into the tree hazards...but with class! FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. ALL FASHION ...