Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Hipster/ Influencer/ Dystopian Rebel. ...

Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre blooming into peak conditioning or cruising vintage shops for the perfect floral attire. No Slip: Special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: The frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: Glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre blooming into peak conditioning or cruising vintage shops for the perfect floral attire. No Slip: Special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: The frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: Glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

Round tortoiseshell frames with clear lenses & blue-light block...INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE... (Oh thats awkward...yeah so just go ahead & insert the coins into your computer or your phone...any slot. You may need to shove pretty hard...oh you dont have any quarters on you? Guess you wont be able to finish reading this paragraph.) BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Is blue light bad for your eyes? Thats a trick question. We have no f^ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain fatigue headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light. Blue Mirage Technology: Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not but who cares? You look important in these so go ahead & block those nasty blue light. No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Fashion: Look like a model while you’re gaming. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies? No Spoiled Easter Eggs: No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have however ruined many in-game surprises for people. ...

The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames & clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches help you lose weight grant healing powers cancel your student loan debt & make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess youll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?! BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Is blue light bad for your eyes? Thats a trick question. We have no f^ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain fatigue headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light. Blue Mirage Technology: Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not but who cares? You look important in these so go ahead & block those nasty blue light. No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Fashion: Look like a model while you’re gaming. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies? No Spoiled Easter Eggs: No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have however ruined many in-game surprises for people. ...

Named in homage to all the great 8-bit sound composers of our favourite video games. Whether youre listening to your pixelated hero die for the millionth time or on your 10th hour of the same background music 8-bit sound does way more than it has any right to with way less. Pro tip: a collection of 8-bit video game music makes for awesome study music. Trust us. So put on these yellow frames with pink lenses throw on some 8-bit music & go save the world. (Also in case you were wondering Mega Man 2 has the best 8-bit music. Put the bob in the bottle.) GAMERS GO OUTSIDE TOO Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar. No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. ...

They open up a magical new world. Then they get way too challenging & we scream curse words & want to throw them at the wall until they smash into pieces. You cant really throw your marriage at the wall since marriage is just a concept...maybe your wedding ring? A framed photo? Anyway these rose frames with clear lenses will make everything better. Video games are hard sometimes. BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Is blue light bad for your eyes? Thats a trick question. We have no f^ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain fatigue headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light. Blue Mirage Technology: Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not but who cares? You look important in these so go ahead & block those nasty blue light. No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Fashion: Look like a model while you’re gaming. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies? No Spoiled Easter Eggs: No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have however ruined many in-game surprises for people. ...

LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER A bigger head doesnt mean that youre smarter it just means you have a bigger head... It also means that you cant get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins... So there. LOOKING TO FEEL INSPIRED?! See how a tiny badass rejected frat pledge & living laughing loving divorcee all came out on top!!! Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. Perfectly Petite: These lil goodrs are perfectly suited for petite noggins. ...

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LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER A bigger head doesnt mean that youre smarter it just means you have a bigger head... It also means that you cant get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins... So there. NEVER THE BIG SPOON Could you actually be royalty?! Carl the Flamingo recently made a shocking discovery about his own noble ancestry. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. Perfectly Petite: These lil goodrs are perfectly suited for petite noggins. ...