Goodr Gamegoodr Ogs Modern Day Snake Oil Blue Light Filter Sunglasses
2021

Product Description

The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames & clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches help you lose weight grant healing powers cancel your student loan debt & make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess youll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?! BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Is blue light bad for your eyes? Thats a trick question. We have no f^ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain fatigue headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light. Blue Mirage Technology: Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not but who cares? You look important in these so go ahead & block those nasty blue light. No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Fashion: Look like a model while you’re gaming. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies? No Spoiled Easter Eggs: No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have however ruined many in-game surprises for people.