SOME PEOPLE HATE WEARING BLACK They think its too boring or too funeral-ly. Instead they pick red blue yellow green violet
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INTRODUCING POLLY WANTS A COCKTAIL. No your parrot isnt just mindlessly repeating everything you say. Your bird seriously wants a cocktail. Its a lot of work sitting on a perch all day. So make a drinky-drink. These sunnies wont slip or bounce while giving your pet a hard-earned vacation from sobriety. RAWK!!! POLLY WANTS A HOOKER! Okay thats enough pampering. Boundaries. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Hipster/ Influencer/ Dystopian Future Rebel: Whatever persona youre channeling we guarantee no one wearing goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days. ...

INTRODUCING NEW BFG SQUAWKING ON SUNSHINE. .. .inspired by party legend himself Carl the Flamingo. Squawk Squawk Mutha Flockas!!! Weve heard thats the tip-off at Carls secret gatherings that its time to put your keys in the bowl. We asked Carl if that was so people didnt drink & drive & he just responded If you know you know. So we didnt put our keys in the bowl because we were just drinking root beer. Then everyone kinda disappeared & we were left playing Twister by ourselves. Some party!!! Anyhow we were totes Squawking on Sunshine having the snacks & stereo all to ourselves. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. No one can resist a man (or woman) in argyle this is science. So if you want to up your game on & off the course pop on these pink & grey argyle shades & watch the crowd go wild. Whether theyre going wild for your style or the fact that you just sliced it into someones temple is up for debate. If you slide these big headed beauties on foreplay is always guaranteed. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: polarised lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. NO GOPHERS ...

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. Listen...youre never going to win The Masters. Unless you literally spend every single day of your life at the range & doing useless putting drills until you cant feel your fingers. That also means that you will never own the green jacket. BUT you can own these green translucent frame yellow accent green lens beauties. & unlike a jacket...you can wear them all year. So technically theyre better than the jacket & you can spend more time shotgunning beers & less time on your game. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: polarised lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. NO GOPHERS ...

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. RIP Chubbs. Your hands on (hand on?) approach to golf instruction was revolutionary (if not potentially sexual harassment). Weve tried to be just as revolutionary with our special rose tinted Flamingo Eye Lenses set in these black BFG sunglasses (and whole lot less handsy). FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: polarised lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. NO GOPHERS ...

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. Ohhh 90s Rom Coms...whatever the topic golf a bicoastal email-based romance a sinking ship they don’t make ‘em like they used to. Whilst they occasionally skirt the outdated humor line (wait...was that sexist?) they make up for it in inspirational goosebump-filled moments for our heroes. These wood-grain framed & brown-lensed BFGs are perfect for your Tin Cup moment. So go ahead. Just knock it on Roy! FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: polarised lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. NO GOPHERS ...

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. We all have that friend the one thats dressed in £400 worth of gear but is absolutely going to shank it off the tee? Hes going to shoot a bogey on every hole & be furious but me? I play barefoot drink bloody marys & finish 18 over. I shoot a flamingo. Take a page from our book. Every time you pop on these flamingo shades with rose lenses youll take that extra stroke with pride. So while you say bogey I say flamingo. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: polarised lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. NO GOPHERS ...

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. Theyre inspired by Athena goddess of warfare wisdom & handicraft. (Oooh triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel. (Weaving duels were the rap battles of The Old Days.) She sprang from the head of Zeus when he developed a nasty headache. (Ticking off toxic dudes from birth? Yasss kween.) & she rocks Medusas head on her shield to turn enemies to stone. (Weird flex but ok.) Hey its just how she rolls. Athena Is as Athena Does. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSOR: Fade-er-ade encourages you to celebrate wins birdies flamingos & finding golf sunglasses that make you look as cool as you feel on the inside. Which is pretty flocking cool. (So cool you can use the phrase pretty flocking cool & people think its cool.) OUR FIRST CIRCLE GS WITH FLAMINGO EYE TECHNOLOGY Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether you’re putting in your backyard or sipping a nitro cold brew. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Hipster/ Influencer/ Dystopian Rebel. ...