SOME PEOPLE HATE WEARING BLACK
They think its too boring or too funeral-ly. Instead they pick red blue yellow green violet
- every color in the rainbow. But you know what you get when you combine all those colors? Black! Thats right its hiding in plain sight! Thanks to our new Hooked On Onyx program everyone can learn to appreciate wearing black. Then you can proudly say Hooked On Onyx worked for me!
BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS
With wider frames longer arms & bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement & fit runners with larger melons.
No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays.
No Demogorgans: 100% guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. * Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.