Novelty Door Mat ' Hello
- F*ck Off' This fun novelty door mat makes visitors to your door feel welcome when looking one way,
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Novelty Fart Fan The best novelty gifts for men are often extremely simple & there isn't a lady out there who hasn't been on the receiving end of their man's flatulence. The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind! Fight fire with fire, or rather fight wind with wind. Many children & a disturbing number of adults think farting is the funniest thing ever, & there are still grown men in this world that tell fart jokes & laugh at the idea of breaking wind. As soon as you hear or smell the offending waft, grab your mini fan & give the flatulence fanatic a taste of his own medicine. WARNING: THIS ITEM DOES NOT WORK i F YOU FART IN A CROWDED LIFT BECAUSE THERE IS NOWHERE FOR THE SMELL TO GO. BESIDES, EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT'S YOU Key Product

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Novelty Desktop Golf Stationery This desktop mini golf set incorporates a pencil, erasers & memo pad into a simple putting game. Perfect for when the golfer in the office needs to jot things down or even practice their skills! Key Product

Features: Desktop golf set, Contains pencil, erasers & memo pad, Great for golf lovers, Compact for when you get writer's block, Take your putting to work!,

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Union Jack Hot Water Bottle with Knitted Cover These stylish hot water bottles feature a knitted Union Jack cover & can add a patriotic touch to the home! Great as unusual Birthday gifts & Christmas gifts for kids & adults, this Union Jack Hot Water Bottle can keep you warm & sooth those aches & pains. If you want traditional home items to match your retro or shabby chic interior, then our Knitted Hot Water Bottle would look elegant & patriotic. Key Product

Features: This red hot water bottle features a knitted Union Jack cover with a red back!, It measures approx 20 cm x 32 cm x 4 cm, Ideal Union Jack gifts for children or adults!,

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Novelty Plasters
- Bacon Bandages These funny Bacon Plasters look like little pieces of bacon & are great for covering up cuts
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Novelty Snore Stopper So youve tried the nasal strips, herbal tea & cutting down on fast food & nothing is working... Enter the Snore Stopper! With a lightweight wooden handle & padded boxing glove, it just takes one or two swipes to quickly put a stop to your partners loud habit. Simple to use, just aim it in the direction of the noise & wait for the unique fast acting power of shock to relieve your ears from the racket! Key Product

Features: A wooden handle with a mini boxing glove on the end!, It measures approx 34 cm x 14 cm x 7 cm, Hilarious stocking fillers or joke gifts for men or women!,

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Novelty Stapler with Gun Sounds Bang out a load of filing the easy way with this gun stapler. Every time you shoot metal into the paper, it gives off a gunshot sound, like a cowboy in the movies. So make this novelty stapler part of your office stationery or else! Key Product

Features: The Staple Gun measures approx 15 cm x 7 cm x 4.5 cm, On & off switch on the bottom, Batteries included!,

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Novelty Thong in Lipstick Case Paint the town red with our fantastic thong, disguised as a lipstick! Novel yet practical, pop this lipstick Thong in your handbag or car in case of an emergency. Once opened, you can store your thong in the lipstick shaped case or even use it as a tampon case! Unique gifts for women, for Valentine's Day, stocking fillers & Birthdays! The red thong unravels to reveal a lace rose front panel & double side straps. Fitting a UK size 8 to 10, this pretty thong will be a bonus for you & her! The Lipstick Novelty Thong is a naughty gift for any occasion, check our Red Rose Novelty Thong too! Novelty Thong in Lipstick Case The red thong comes disguised as a lipstick! Lipstick case also doubles up as tampon holder! Women's Thong is UK size 8 to 10 It measures approx 3 cm x 8 cm x 3 cm Fantastic romantic gifts for ages 18 to 180! A great girly gift to stuff in your overnight bag, this compact Novelty Thong is as handy as it is sexy! What do you get? 1 x Thong 1 x Case Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Novelty Thong in Lipstick Case ...

Novelty Twin Baby Bibs Make mealtimes more fun with our range of baby bibs. These baby bibs are all specially designed & hand printed. Our bibs make unique & distinctive baby gifts for a wide range of relatives, friends & colleagues. Be assured that our bibs are made from 100% cotton & the slogan is durable & hard-wearing. If you're looking for a baby bib with a difference you should definitely try our selection of babies bibs! Baby gifts you won't find anywhere else. These bibs are perfect for twins. We have four different designs available: Monster 1/ Monster 2 design for all those little rascals out there. Diva 1/ Diva 2 design, perfect for future X Factor contestants. Be Afraid/ Be Very Afraid design, for all you scaredy cats! Copy/ Paste design, suitable for all the geeks, or at least the computer literate amongst us! Make sure you select the design you would like via the drop down box above! Delivery Details Standard UK delivery
- £2.95 (dispatched within 2 working days plus 2-4 days to be delivered) Next working day UK delivery
- £7.95 (if ordered before 12.30pm Mon to Fri, excluding bank holiday, its dispatched that day & delivered the next working day) Saturday UK delivery
- £15.95 (if ordered before 12.30pm on Friday, its dispatched on Friday & delivered Saturday before 1pm) Early next working day UK delivery (before 9am) is also available for this product.
- £13.95 Novelty Twin Baby Bibs What's in the Novelty Twin Baby Bibs Box 2 x Novelty Twin Baby Bibs in the design of your choice Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount for future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Novelty Twin Baby Bibs



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Novelty Volume Dummy The Chill Baby Dummy is a hilarious & fun way to keep little ones calm & quiet. Recommended for babies age 0-6 months, this is a fun & unique volume-adjusting dummy for babies. A brilliant present for all parents & babies alike, this Novelty Volume Dummy will brighten up their day & yours! This is a joke gift & not an actual volume-adjuster. This product is free from Silicone BPA, & confirms to EN-1400. Instructions are provided. Warning: Never attach anything to dummy as risks strangulation. Measurements of Dummy: Approx 6 cm x 4.5 cm. Measurements of packaging: 11 cm x 14 cm. Key Product

Features: Recommended age 0-6 months, Free from Silicone BPA. Measures 6 x 4.5 cm, Confirms to EN-1400, Instructions provided, Pretend volume control dummy for babies,

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