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Novelty Door Mat

Novelty Door Mat 'Hello - F*ck Off' This fun novelty door mat makes visitors to your door feel welcome when looking one way, but soon gives them a rude goodbye when they see it from the opposite way round! This heavy duty door mat measures approximately 60cm x 40cm and has ‘HELLO’ facing one way and ‘F*CK OFF* in the other, in bold black font. It’s printed in such a way that it charmingly greets whoever looks at it from one direction, but then it crudely dismisses you when you look from the other direction. So if you’re after a mat that is coarse in both sense of the word, we have it here! Due to nature of the product, it may be best suited to indoor use. The mat takes around 7 working days to create before being posted to you. Key Product Features: Coir
mat - will shed in the first few months. Shake/brush mat to keep it looking great, Has HELLO and F.CK OFF in bold black font, Takes 7 working days to make, Measures approx 60 cm x 40 cm x 2 cm. Weighs approx 1.784 KG, To keep mat at its best, avoid direct sunlight, continuous saturation - best suited for indoor use,
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Novelty Door Mat ' Hello
- F*ck Off' This fun novelty door mat makes visitors to your door feel welcome when looking one way, but soon gives them a rude goodbye when they see it from the opposite way round! This heavy duty door mat measures Approx. 60cm x 40cm & has ‘HELLO’ facing one way & ‘F*CK OFF* in the other, in bold black font. It’s printed in such a way that it charmingly greets whoever looks at it from one direction, but then it crudely dismisses you when you look from the other direction. So if you’re after a mat that is coarse in both sense of the word, we have it here! Due to nature of the product, it may be best suited to indoor use. The mat takes around 7 working days to create before being posted to you. Key Product

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Coir mat
- will shed in the first few months. Shake/brush mat to keep it looking great, Has HELLO & F.CK OFF in bold black font, Takes 7 working days to make, Measures approx 60 cm x 40 cm x 2 cm. Weighs approx 1.784 KG, To keep mat at its best, avoid direct sunlight, continuous saturation
- best suited for indoor use,

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