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Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that 'it's in the way that you tell them' Dads - for the best part of forever - have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it's telling them at the wrong moment misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say - jokes that will make you groan sigh.. .and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper
rib-ticklers - but don't tell your dad that it'll only encourage him! Word count: 35 000
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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that 'it's in the way that you tell them' Dads
- for the best part of forever
- have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it's telling them at the wrong moment misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say
- jokes that will make you groan sigh.. .and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes & some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers
- but don't tell your dad that it'll only encourage him! Word count: 35 000

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Blossom - A common term used to describe the flowers of stone fruit trees
Banana - A fruit that is yellow and is peeled with a soft edible interior, long and curved in shape.
Family - A group of people that live together made up from parents and children.

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