Football has come to the ancient city of Ankh-Morpork
- not the old fashioned grubby pushing & shoving but the new fast football with pointy hats for goalposts & balls that go gloing when you drop them. & now the wizards of Unseen University must win a football match without using magic so theyre in the mood for trying everything else. The prospect of the Big Match draws in a street urchin with a wonderful talent for kicking a tin can a maker of jolly good pies a dim but beautiful young woman who might just turn out to be the greatest fashion model there has ever been & the mysterious Mr Nutt (and no one knows anything much about Mr Nutt not even Mr Nutt which worries him too). As the match approaches four lives are entangled & changed for ever. Because the thing about football
- the important thing about football
- is that it is not just about football. Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!