Forget everything youve ever seen or heard about werewolves zombies & vampires because Ed Bagleys going to tell you the single most important fact youll ever learn: BEING UNDEAD SUCKS.. .especially if youre a kid. On his 13th birthday Ed Bagley is hit by a truck & killed. But things go from tragic to freaky when Ed wakes in the sewers beneath the town of Mortlake with only a note from his missing left arm to explain that hes undead: a zombie a walking corpse whose skin rots & oozes. & as if all this misfortune wasnt enough theres a lunatic killer on the loose in Mortlake.. .and only Ed can stop him.