Barney Willows life couldnt get any worse. Hes weedy with sticky-out ears. Horrible Gavin Needle loves tormenting him
- Barney has no idea why. & headteacher-from-hell Miss Whipmire seems determined to make every second of Barneys existence a complete misery! Worst of all Dad has been missing for almost a year & theres no sign of him ever coming home. Barney just wants to escape. To find another life. To be a cat for example. A quiet lazy cat. Things would be so much easier
- right?