Have you been taken to what youve been assured is the perfect house deep in the French countryside only to find theres no electricity or running water? Gone to the doctor with a nasty cough & been diagnosed with a rather more personal complaint? Walked into an half-empty restaurant only to be told that its complet? If the answer to any of the above is oui Talk to the Snail" is the book for you. Find out how to get served in a restaurant; the best way to deal with French hypochondria; learn the language of love sex & suppositories (not necessarily in that order); its all here in this funny informative seriously useful guide on how to get what you really want from the French. With advice on essential phrases & bons mots to cover all eventualities & illustrated with witty real-life anecdotes " Talk to the Snail" is a book that no self-respecting Francophile
- or Francophobe
- can afford to be without. Dont go to France without reading this book. & dont even think of buying a house there."