It was a million-to-one-shot Doc". " My hands were full". "I fell". These & many other ludicrous excuses are what emergency room doctors hear every day from patients who check in with various objects inserted where the sun don't shine stuck in various orifices or ingested in other ways. How exactly did that cell phone end up there? Was it on vibrate? & is the rectum truly the best place to store your fake grenade? It is at least somewhat understandable to find a rectal thermometer in its intended place but how about a crack pipe? & what does your 6-year-old-daughter have to say about her missing Barbie doll? People's imagination knows no bounds & we of course love to point & laugh. " Stuck Up!" features hilarious Xray images of the most outrageous kind accompanied by short texts about the patient's excuse the potential reasoning behind the insertion & the method of removal. Warning: Grossness factor & hilarity are high! Sample objects include: stapler toothbrush banana dentures eyeglasses Buzz Lightyear USB (Universal Serial Bus) drive coathanger iPod & engagement ring."