Have you been drinking? says Janet. Yes says John. I saw Mrs Poulton in the whisky shop. She invited me in for a quick sample. She said she didnt care for the 69 & said that shed already had a mouthful of Mcallans & was suffering a little from the Ladyburn after shed had a stiff Glen Elgin earlier. So she watched me have a quick Singleton then Scapa. See Janet chase John down the road. See John run. For the last four years it was on air 8 million listeners to BBC Radio 2s Wake Up To Wogan were beguiled & bewitched by the naughty but nice adventures of John & his wife Janet. As a favorite segment the stories moved with Terry Wogan to his new Sunday morning show. In the style of childrens stories of yesteryear John gets up to all sorts. Then he tells Janet all about his day by which time every perfectly innocent big end back passage & stiff one acquires a whole new meaning...