Secret Diary Of A Grumpy Old Woman

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It feels like only yesterday I was the youngest person in the room I had my whole life in front of me. I had time to burn I spent my whole day snogging boys & backcombing my hair. I was a young thing with a lovely body life was fun & I hadnt a care in the world. Now
- it feels like two minutes later
- Im a little bit old. OK Im not in elasticated stockings or on Meals on Wheels whizzing down the stairs on my stairlift but my life is more than half over. Ive been there done that got the packamac. Im so old that I remember dances with drum solos the arrival of unisex hairdressers & had a crush on Ilya Kuryakin. I am up at the top of the hill & over the other side again. What all this means is that I am grumpy. But Ive earnt it...I lived through Boney M & leg warmers & the Crossroads Motel. Obviously in a book this size I wouldnt be able to share with you ALL of my grumps. But Ive decided to write down some of the secret thoughts that beset a woman of a certain age some of the wicked things that occur to a woman who takes a lot of things to the dry cleaners has to have her roots done every four weeks & finds it hard to wear high heels. & guess what: they still fancy people still have silly little crushes on people at work still
- shock horror
- have sex. You will discover that women of a certain age are just as provocative & turned on as women in their twenties. Probably more so. So get over it. Middle-aged women are sexy funny & infinitely lovable. They are also taking over the world.