Dont move! Youre surrounded by armed bastards! Viewers of Life on Mars" could be forgiven for thinking that the police force of the 1970s lived by the maxim The rules are: there are no rules yet it turns out that this was not the case. A fascinating historical document has now emerged which shows that there were indeed rules & in 1973 they were recorded on paper by none other than DCI Gene Hunt himself. Divided into ten sections " The Rules of Modern Policing
- 1973 Edition" covers everything from interrogating suspects & undercover operations to driving & dress code. Several of the rules are illustrated with diagrams & photographs of DCI Hunt himself illustrating the more physical parts of the job: how to hit suspects so you dont leave a mark; how to signal the importance of your arrival by crashing into inanimate objects (cardboard boxes are a perfect example here
- lots of noise; no damage to your motor); how to roll over the bonnet of your cortina without making a dick of yourself. Completing the book is an invaluable glossary of police terms covering everything from blag to lag & nonce to ponce. An essential reference work for fans of " Life of Mars" " The Rules of Modern Policing" offers a unique insight to seventies law enforcement that will make you laugh until you cry like the wet little turd you are."

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Some parents make it all look easy. They always seem to know the right things to do & say however tricky the situation. They have a seemingly instinctive ability to raise happy confident well-balanced children. Children who handle their emotions well enjoy life respect others are decent & thoughtful & stand up for what they believe in. Is there something these parents know that the rest of us don't? Is it something we could learn? The answer is a resounding yes. They know The Rules of Parenting. The golden principles & behaviours that will guide you smoothly through the challenges of raising children. This new edition contains 9 new rules to help you keep calm & in control & put your children on the path to becoming successful independent adults. You'll get more out of being a parent. They'll become all they can be. ...

There are two sides to every summer. Rory Mc Shane's signed on to be a summer errand girl for a wealthy family with an enormous beachfront mansion. She hopes she'll be able to sneak in some sunbathing too. Enter Isabel Rule who's not only up for sunbathing but set on having a breathless summer romance that her family would never approve of. Isabel has decided that this is the summer for taking chances & she's dragging Rory along for the ride. But when long-hidden secrets start to surface their friendship will be put to the test. ...

If you want to play The Game you need to know The Rules. This book is not a story. It is a how-to book. This Stylelife Challenge is not meant to be read. It is meant to be performed. Whatever experience level you have whatever strengths & weaknesses you may have whether you're a virgin or a Don Juan the stage has been set for you to perform at your highest capacity. The Stylelife Challenge is a simple easy-to-follow guide to the basics of approaching & attracting women. The Challenge is simply what works best & fastest. Neil Strauss spent four years gathering this knowledge living it & sharing it. He's tested the specific material in this book on over 13 000 men of varying ages nationalities & backgrounds. Part practical application & part sequel this is the further adventures of Style & his game techniques. The result: A month-long workout program for your social attraction dating & seduction skills. ...

Some people seem to find money so easy. Easy to make easy to hold on to & easy to grow. The rest of us just find it easy to spend. The Rules of Wealth are the guiding principles that will help you generate more money handle it more wisely grow it more effectively & know how to use it to live a happier more fulfilling more comfortable life. So if you dream of having enough money never to worry about it ever again you need the The Rules of Wealth. ...

From a very young age you've been inundated with other people's rules
- parents teachers friends
- helpful principles friendly

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THE WAY OF THE CYCLING DISCIPLE Rule 6: Free your mind & your legs will follow. Rule 9: If you cycle in bad weather it means you are a badass. Period. Rule 12: The correct number of bikes to own is n+1 where n is the number of bikes currently owned. THE VELOMINATI embrace cycling not as a pastime but as a way of life as obsessed with style heritage authenticity & wisdom as with performance. THE RULES is their Bible. It is an essential part of every cyclist's arsenal
- whether you're grudgingly cycling to work in the rain or gearing up to be the next Bradley Wiggins Chris Hoy or Victoria Pendleton. velominati.com twitter.com/velominati facebook.com/velominati velominati.tumblr.com/ youtube.com/velominati
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The central theme of the book is the rise & fall of English kingship during this period & at its heart is the central question of how the ruler of the most sophisticated kingdom in twelfth century Europe was eventually compelled to submit to the humiliation of Magna Carta at the start of the thirteenth century. The book also reaffirms the importance of high politics in English history. No proper understanding of the wider aspects of medieval history (social economic cultural) is possible without a firm grounding in political events & this book covers these themes in depth. ...

OS Explorer Map is the Ordnance Surveys most detailed map & is recommended for anyone enjoying outdoor activities such as walking horse riding & off-road cycling. The series provides complete GB coverage & can now be used in all weathers thanks to OS Explorer Map
- Active a tough versatile version of the OS Explorer Map.
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Paul Kemp has moved from New York to the steamy heat of Puerto Rico to work at the Daily News. He starts hanging out at Al's Backyard a local den selling booze & hamburgers to vagrant journalists who are mostly crazy drunks on the verge of quitting. Then he meets Yeamon whose delectable girlfriend has Kemp stewing in his own lust. But the idle tension that builds up in places where men sweat twenty-four hours a day is reaching a violent breaking point. ...