Ben Hatch is on the road again. Commissioned to write a guidebook about France (despite not speaking any French) he sets off with visions of relaxing chateaux & refined dining. Ten thousand miles later his family's been attacked by a donkey had a run-in with a death-cult & after a near drowning & a calamitous wedding experience involving a British spy his own marriage is in jeopardy. A combination of obsessions about mosquitoes French gravel & vegetable theme parks mean it's a bumpy ride as Ben takes a stand against tyrannical French pool attendants finds himself running with the bulls in Pamplona & almost starring in a snuff movie after a near fatal decision to climb into a millionaire's Chevrolet Blazer. Funny & poignant Road to Rouen asks important questions about life marriage & whether it's ever acceptable to tape baguette to your children's legs to smuggle lunch into Disneyland Paris.