Does an exciting weekend for you mean scrubbing all the grouting in your bathroom with a toothbrush? Have you ever felt the urge to kidnap the cable guy & tie him to the bed like Kathy Bates in Misery" because you are terrified the TV will stop working once hes gone? Do you ponder marrying the Albanian builder who has just fitted alcove shelving because hes brought you more happiness in three days than your useless ex-boyfriend brought you in three years? Are you engaged in endless rows with call centre staff called Keeley who hang up on you because you are shouting & hysterical? Are you convinced the entire world is engaged in a conspiracy to drive you insane especially the automated phone system that generates ten text messages whenever you try to book a minicab? Do you write to-do lists that need paginating & include items such as re-mortgage house get pregnant climb Kilimanjaro? Welcome to Melissa Kites life. If you answered yes to three or more of these questions clearly you too are a desperate single woman trying to survive in the modern world. If not congratulations: you will have a good laugh reading this book."