Hilarious". (" Daily Mail"). For too long restaurants have been judged on the quality of their food... We have scoured the globe from Sunderland to Majorca to find the worlds best-named restaurants bars & cafes. Why not savour the culinary delights of: A Salt & Battery (New York USA). Chefs tip: Dont make eye contact with him. Little Drooling Bear Food (Zhongshan Shanghai). Menu: Lost in translation. Jason Donervan (UK roaming). Especially for you: Kebabs on the go or to share with neighbours. Coffee Annan (Trondheim Norway). UN Peacekeepers were sent in to relieve Americano drinkers. Pho Shizzle (Cambridge Canada). Serves excellent Vietnamese wraps & beets. B.O Cafe (Grasse France). Full of fresh aromas. Thai Tanic (Washington DC USA). Our tip: Avoid the Iceberg Lettuce. Lord Of The Fries (Melbourne Australia). House rules: Children must be accompanied by an adult. Pu Pu Hot Pot (Boston USA). The critics say: Chinese food guaranteed to put fire in your belly. Forget the " Good Food Guide" forget Michelin stars & forget that new place by Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay. This wonderfully silly tome which fans of Crap Towns will love is the only restaurant guide you will ever need. So cancel that table at the Ritz forget that drink at the Savoy & open wide for a mouthful of wisdom guaranteed to leave you hungry thirsty & gagging for more. It

Includes:: over 100 restaurants. If you have seen your own (and who hasnt!) visit pupuhotpot.tumblr.com to submit your own pictures. Ben Brusey likes to eat food at restaurants when he can. He also likes to compete in eating challenges & his record is thirty fish fingers in one sitting (plus mayo lemon & ketchup). His favourite restaurant in London is the Phat Phuc Noodle Bar located near South Kensington. Phat Phuc is Vietnamese for Happy Buddha. Seriously."

...

Who invented the pub quiz? The British of course! Who doesnt enjoy a rousing question-&-answer session over a pint & some scratchings? Indeed what higher calling is there than standing in the pub loudly demanding answers to difficult questions like dyou want some? Here for your pleasure Britains leading pub landlord The Pub Landlord presents the finest collection of facts imaginable. Enjoy the attention of friends & strangers by revealing how many James Bonds there were how many times the French have capitulated & exactly how long those pickled eggs have been in that jar on the bar. The ladies love a well-read man & this book will give you the tools needed to impress her (dont worry answers are included). None of your French-type philosophical musings here. No this is a proper quiz for the Great British Public. In a public house. Or your living room. ...

We live in an age of waffle mumbo-jumbo & bad thinking. We're forever being fed dodgy information by so-called experts scientists opinion-makers politicians journalists & jumped-up little graduates. Their combined bad thinking
Includes:: *the idea that no one should win in running races at school in case the losers get upset *the idea that owning a house in France is a decent way to spend your money *the idea that we should all talk about our feelings & that would make things better *speed cameras *mineral water *hummus *and the fact that everyone reckons they've got asthma. Why do we believe this nonsense? Because as a nation we've forgotten the basic elements of common sense. Thank God then for Al Murray. Together with the collecting thoughts of hia locals he's here to put good old-fashioned British common sense back where it belongs.
...

This huge book filled with pub quiz puzzles will be the answer to every quizzers dreams! It contains a massive 15 000 quiz questions (and the answers!) & is a superb resource whatever your quiz needs or ability. It also contains everything you need to run your own quizzes be they in the pub or the comfort of your own home or maybe you just want to test yourself or increase your stock of trivia! Whatever your needs this book is ideal & will maximize your pub quiz enjoyment. ...

This is science but not as you know it
- here you get all the really cool stuff they didnt teach you in the classroom but youve
...

A frank up-to-the-minute guide to boys growing up issues. The Boy Files offers friendly advice practical tips & support to help boys navigate the physical & mental rollercoaster of puberty & guide them gently through the potential pitfalls. From willy worries shaving & body hair to girls spots bullying & staying safe in a cyber world The Boy Files chatty big-brotherly style is a feel-good reference source for tweens & young teens. ...

In straightforward yet humorous language Wendy Darvill & Kelsey Powell discuss the changes that happen at puberty. This book is a guide for children & teenagers full of up-to-date information about themselves their bodies & growing up. In simple straightforward language it discusses the changes that happen at puberty sex & sexuality health & looking after yourself relationships pregnancy & birth. The authors recognise the primary role of parents & carers in the sexual education of their children but this book is written for children rather than parents. It is illustrated throughout with witty & informative cartoons & all of the questions that are used are based on the kinds of questions that children & teenagers everywhere ask all the time. ...

Have you ever noticed now that you are growing up that your parents want to sit you down & have these embarrassing kinds of conversations with you about sex? Or they leave those educational books about growing up lying around the house? Or youve got some questions about whats happening to your body but you just cant hack the idea of talking about it with your mum? Well Puberty Boy sidesteps embarrassing conversations & gives the full low down on what it means to be growing up. & its written just for you. In this book real men & boys share their stories about puberty. This light-hearted plain speaking & honest book tells you what puberty is when it happens & how your body will change. It explores the thinking & emotional changes that are happening alongside the physical & even tackles how to talk to girls! Theres a brain shift happening inside you at puberty & Geoff price makes sure that you know about it & are equipped to handle it. ...

Psst want a whole new approach to puberty? Puberty Girl is here to help! Whether or not youve started seeing the signs of your body changing this fab book will bring new meaning & understanding to a young girls teen years. Yes it can be a confusing & emotional time
- but with Puberty Girl by your side you wont need to go through puberty alone. Puberty Girl is smart intelligent fun colourful & factual & tells it like it is. It talks about the big M the V word (yep
- Vagina!) the period costume PMS puberty power & even the B word
- breasts! This beautifully illustrated book lets you know what to expect physically & emotionally as you tread the path to becoming a woman.


...

Sue Townsends The Public Confessions of a Middle-Aged Woman" (Aged 55 ) is a wonderful collection of non-fiction pieces giving us an insight into Sues hilarious world. Sue Townsend is the much-loved comic author who brought us the bestselling " Adrian Mole" series. Enter the world of Susan Lilian Townsend
- sun-worshippers work-shy writers garden centre lovers & those in search of a good time are all welcome... This sparkling collection of Sue Townsends hilarious non-fiction covers everything from hosepipe bans to Spanish restaurants from writers block to slug warfare from slob holidays to the banning of beige. These funny perceptive & touching pieces reveal Sue ourselves & the nation in an extraordinary new light. Sit back & chortle away as one of Britains most popular & acclaimed writers takes a feather to your funny bone. " The Public Confessions of a Middle-Aged Woman (Aged 55 )" is Sue Townsends brilliantly witty collection on non-fiction pieces. " Anyone who loved " The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole" will enjoy this collection of witty & sharply observed jottings from the inimitable Sue Townsend. Great stuff" ("OK!"). " Full of homely hilarious asides on the absurdities of domestic existence... What a fantastic advertisement for middle-age
- it cant be bad if its this funny" (" Heat") "A welcome addition to any bookshelf" (" Hello!"). " Its as if Townsend has caught our idiosyncrasies on candid camera & is showing a rerun of all the silly clips...the ideal dip-in-&-out book" (" Time Out"). Sue Townsend is Britains favourite comic author. Her hugely successful novels include eight Adrian Mole books " The Public Confessions of a Middle-Aged Woman (Aged 55 )" " Number Ten" " Ghost Children" " The Queen & I" " Queen Camilla" & " The Woman Who Went to Bed for a Year" all of which are highly acclaimed bestsellers. She has also written numerous well-received plays. She lives in Leicester where she was born & grew up."

...