
Hilarious definitions of words & phrases used in todays world that are guaranteed to amuse annoy appeal & appal in equal measure. Todays media & politics are dominated by words & phrases that have a special meaning far removed from their traditional dictionary definitions. In this hugely entertaining lexicon Peter Mullen exposes the hidden meanings secret definitions & doublespeak of the modern English language as used by the politically correct. Examples include: Human Rights: A legal fiction designed to make rich lawyers even richer English: The only people about whom it is permissible to be racist. Burglar: Nocturnal thief who enjoys the protection of the law against those he robs. Climate Change: Nice sunny weather for a change Reforms: Destruction. As in educational reforms". Partner: A sexual partner of more than three nights duration. Celebrity: Someone youve never heard of Friend: The associate of a celebrity who sells details of the celebs private life to the tabloids Marketing Highlights " Introduction by Quentin Letts of the Daily Mail"