Things you didnt know about France: you burnt Joan of Arc!; smuggling live chickens into rugby matches is patriotic; how many times to kiss on the cheek; where not to cross the road; French guns dont go bang; what do you call a party? bon appetit is vulgar; a six-pack is a bar of chocolate; the dangers of being called Peter or Penny; your smallest finger is your ear finger; the importance of Wednesdays; how to tip & when to celebrate Christmas? Forget the French you learnt at school. Based on twenty years of hard-won knowledge Pardon My French" takes you through all the words you need to survive shows how & why they work & steers you past all the pitfalls & potential embarrassments of speaking French in France. From sugar-cube etiquette to why the Marseillaise is all about slaughtering Austrians & Prussians as bloodily as possible Charles Timoney lays bare the Gallic mindset alongside their bizarre language. Covering all areas of everyday life from eating & drinking to travel work & crucially swearing & sounding like a teenager this is not just the most entertaining but also the most useful book on France & the French youll ever read."