Last year Stephen Pile attempted to deliver a daring blow to the success ethic that so pervades Western culture. To his dismay The Ultimate Book of Heroic Failures" became the " Sunday Times" Humour Book of the Year. Nothing daunted Stephen returns with a new selection which brings together the very best of his original classic titles
- " The Book of Heroic Failures" & " The Return of Heroic Failures". The heartwarming news that stays news is that there really is no limit to what humanity can achieve as we move onwards & downwards to ever more immortal & breathtaking feats of incompetence. " The Not Terribly Good Book of Heroic Failures" lovingly chronicles the all-time heroes who have been so bad at things that they shine as beacons for future generations. It is hard not to feel boundless admiration for example for the fifty Mexican convicts who dug an escape tunnel out of their jail & came up in the courtroom where many of them had been sentenced. Or for the worlds worst tourist who spent three days in New York believing he was in Rome."
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Catherine Alliott bestselling author of A Rural Affair" & "A Crowded Marriage" examines just the sort of trouble a girl can land herself in when she gets caught in the middle of a love triangle in " Not That Kind of Girl". A girl can get into all kinds of trouble just by going back to work... Henrietta Tate gave up everything for her husband Marcus & their kids. But now that the children are away at school & shes rattling round their large country house all day shes feeling more than a little lost. So when a friend puts her in touch with Laurie a historian in need of a PA Henrietta heads for London. Quickly she throws herself into the job. Marcus is
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- jealous of her spending so much time with her charming new boss. & soon enough her absence causes cracks to form in their marriage that just cant be papered over. Then Rupert a very old flame reappears & Henrietta suddenly finds herself torn between three men. How did this happen? Shes not that kind of girl.. .is she? Step into Alliott country with " Not That Kind of Girl". Praise for Catherine Alliott: " Compulsively readable". (" The Times"). " Possibly my favourite writer". (Marian Keyes). Catherine Alliott is the author of twelve bestselling novels: "A Crowded Marriage" "A Married Man" " Not That Kind of Girl" " Going Too Far" " The Old-Girl Network" " Olivias Luck" " Rosie Meadows Regrets..." " The Wedding Day" " The Real Thing" " The Secret Life of Evie Hamilton" " One Day in May" & "A Rural Affair". She lives with her family in Hertfordshire."

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Lisa Maxwell the newest addition to the quick-witted Loose Women team is a bundle of fun & laughter & a natural storyteller. Here for the first time she tells her astonishing story
- a tale of remarkable spirit incredible experiences & family secrets. A much-loved presenter & respected actress Lisa got her first onscreen role at the age of just 11. In the eighties she became a TV presenter on series like Splash & No Limits interviewing the icons of the time & partying with the likes of George Michael Robert Downey Junior & Michael Hutchence before moving more firmly into comedy appearing on sketch shows like The Les Dennis Laughter Show The Russ Abbott Show & her very own self-titled The Lisa Maxwell Show. She narrowly missed out on the part of Daphne in a little show called Frazier. & then for seven years played the part of The Bills DI Sam Nixon before joining Loose Women in 2009 where she quickly became an audience favourite. But behind the fun glamour & onscreen success is a south London girl hiding the secret shes been taught never to talk about. An illegitimate child brought up in Elephant & Castle Lisas life very nearly took a different path. Lucky for her her dear old Nan had a kind heart & in a last minute change of plan she was brought home to her grandparents flat on the Rockingham Estate. With warmth honesty & humour Lisa takes us to the heart of the Elephant revealing a home filled with love laughter & drama. From having the drawer of an old chest for her bed to hiding from the Tally Man waiting for her Nan outside the betting shop to dabbling in petty crime discovering her dad was still alive & always looking for a way to be in the lime light Lisa has written a colourful memoir of life as a daughter a granddaughter a mother & an actress.
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As everyone knows football is a funny old game though few have gone out of their to make it as amusing as Ian Holloway. His footballing ethos since taking over as manager at Blackpool has been constantly to entertain
- making them everyones second favourite team in the Barclays Premiership this season. Off the pitch he is at least as entertaining
- offering a brand of off-the-wall philosophical musings on the game of football that has made his post match press conferences the most anticipated part of the week for many fans. Not the Best Looking Bird presents Ian Holloway at his career-spanning funniest.

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Harvey Pekars mother was a Zionist by way of politics. His father was a Zionist by way of faith. Whether handing out communist pamphlets attending Zionist picnics or going to daily Hebrew classes Pekar grew up a staunch supporter of the Jewish state. But he was also an autodidact from the moment he could read & as he grew up he confronted more & more questions his parents couldnt answer. Not the Israel My Parents Promised Me" interweaves Pekars gradual disaffection with the modern state of Israel with a comprehensive history of the Jews from biblical times to the present. Told over the course of a single day in Cleveland Ohio the graphic novel follows Pekar & the books illustrator JT Waldman as they wrestle with the mythologies & realities surrounding the Jewish homel&. Not the Israel My Parents Promised Me is a graphic memoir from the man who defined the genre." ...

The West Highland Way is one of the finest of Britains long-distance paths. It passes through six separate mountain ranges from the tall elegant cone of Ben Lomond & the crag towers of grim Glen Coe to the seductive Mamores. But does it go onto those enticing Stobs & Bens? It does not. It runs along Glens Falloch & Finnan close to the Highlands second busiest main road & the West Highland Railway. It may be Scotlands best long-distance path: but this book intends to do better. So here they are: the mountains alongside the way. When the sun shines & the twitter of the skylarks is more appealing than the endless road noise here are Ben Lomond & Beinn Dorain the charming Campsie Fells & the mighty Mamores & the best pub-to-pub in these islands the crossing of the Black Mount from Inveroran to Glen Coe. It features mountain alternatives to all but one of the WH Way stages. It contains 5 one-day hill circuits & 2 two-day routes for warm-up trips with the tent. It offers tips for first-time backpackers. ...

When the going gets tough you find out who your friends really are... Laura Fanning has talent to burn a br&-new jewellery design company & a wonderful husb&. Nicola Peters has independence a job she loves & her own home. Helen Jackson has a killer wardrobe a thriving career & a lively & engaging daughter. But all is not as it seems. Laura's struggling to live up to her parents' impossible expectations Nicola is coping with a life-changing event Helen's worried that her maternal instinct has gone AWOL
- & trying to cope with their problems alone is driving the three friends apart just when they need each other most. Then into the mix comes Chloe Fallon. She's marrying gorgeous Dan Hunt & planning the wedding of the year but little does she realise how much chaos her wedding preparations are about to cause...
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Life as a student is good for Flynn. As one of the top pianists at the Royal College of Music he has been put forward for an important concert the opportunity of a lifetime. But beneath the surface things are changing. On a good day he feels full of energy & life but on a bad day being alive is worse than being dead. Sometimes he wants to compose & practise all night at other times he can't get out of bed. His flatmate Harry tries to understand but is increasingly confused by Flynn's erratic mood swings. His friend Jennah tries to help but Flynn finds it difficult to be around her as he struggles to control his feelings & behaviour. With the pressure of the forthcoming concert & the growing concern of his family & friends emotions come to a head. Sometimes things can only get worse before they get better. ...

How far can love endure? Noah Calhoun has just returned from World War Two. Attempting to escape the ghosts of battle he tries to concentrate on restoring an old plantation home to its former glory. & yet he is haunted by images of the beautiful girl he met there fourteen years before a girl who captured his heart like no other. But when these distant memories begin to slide into reality the passion that had lain still is ignited once more. Though so much is in their way the miraculous force of their love refuses to fade. ...

Packed with valuable information for the student or teacher this noteletts A5 week to view diary will keep you on schedule for the next academic 18 months. Diary runs from July 2013 to December 2014. Features include soft flexibound black cover & black elastic closure & is a 6 language edition. Also

Includes:: blank timetables calendars notable dates country information planners & ruled/square/blank note pages.

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