Heffa Lump is a self-centred seventeen-year-old who needs to grow up & get a life. Fortunately the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately shes distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy
- an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat is super-strong & never goes out in daylight. Could he
- just maybe
- be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides: vampire goths peddling the deadly drug Emo all over town Jacko-worshipping zombies trying to eat her brains & werewolves lurking in basements reading copies of Wolf Whistle. A fight is coming & apparently shes involved... Will Heffa be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesnt always have to be about biting? & what will happen when the New Moan rises? New Moan" is guaranteed to make any fan laugh out loud with its irreverent & clever take on this popular series which is brilliantly on the nose."