NEXT I APPLIED TO WORK IN THE ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT a sealed room where women operated clattering machines like enormous typewriters. After I had catastrophically & erroneously applied all the wrong information to several trolley loads of documents & lumbered the staff with weeks of corrective work I was shown the door by a tight-lipped manageress. I knew what was coming. Over the relentless furious din of machinery I lip-read the familiar words: Lacks the necessary aptitude." Pam Ayres early childhood in Stanford in the Vale was idyllic in many ways & typical of that experienced by a great swathe of children born in rural areas in the immediate post-war years. Though her parents generation was harrowed by war better times were coming. Everything the family needed was within walking distance in the village & life with four older brothers & a sister in their crowded council house was exceedingly lively. In her late teens Pam grew dissatisfied with her life as a Civil Service clerk with only the local hop for scintillating excitement. Having seen three of her brothers called up for National Service & sent off to exciting destinations Pam felt desperate for travel & adventure. She joined the WRAF & soon found herself in the Far East. There she began to write in earnest & develop the unique talent that would make her one of Britains favourite comics... Written with Pams much-loved combination of humour & poignancy The Necessary Aptitude is a beautifully written memoir of her early years."