Danielle is doomed in love & has the parents from hell. Her mum & dad are embarrassingly scruffy & their car bonnet is a different colour to the rest of the car. Worst of all they're still in love which is totally gross considering how ancient they are. Her best friend is a (nice) nerd her love-rival is an airhead & her dog Simon is in love with an Ugg boot. Despite all this she hatches a plan
- indeed many plans
- to win the gorgeous Damien's affections. But when she brings Simon to the park to show him off in front of Damien a smelly little accident lands Danielle with the nickname ' Dench the Stench'. Could things get any worse? When Simon is accused of biting children in the neighbourhood & her Dad decides to have him taken away Danielle's life truly begins to unravel. & then her mother announces she's pregnant
- again
- which gives Danielle's schoolmates even more ammunition with which to make fun of her. Will Damian ever notice her? Can she save Simon? & will Danielle ever live her family down?