Once upon a time a spell went wrong -- & ordinary Joe Jefferson found himself transported to Muddle Earth where the wizards are mad the pink stinky hogs are stinky & the lampposts have serious attitude! Now two years later Muddle Earth needs him back. But can Joe find the lost Goblet of Porridge & rescue his sister from a thumb-sucking vampire Barbarian all before a dragon battle breaks out & threatens to toast them all! Get prepared for another epic battle between the forces of good evil & everything in between!